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Hardhat
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Hardhat
@rooosterteeeth
2x chlamydia survivor | Handjob enjoyer | Perfect afters attendance | Fuck the SEC
Joined October 2024
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Jul 11, 2025
    My body is a temple. Except that temple is the world trade center and everyday is 9/11
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    Aug 8, 2025
    This 97 year old diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Apr 4, 2025
    This is what I call a “driveway beer” Pretty simple concept actually. All I do is drink a beer in the driveway
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Feb 13, 2025
    Fuck alabama , but honestly #expand
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Aug 14, 2025
    This is what you get for being funny in high school
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Nov 7, 2025
    You don’t see villains like this anymore
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Nov 1, 2025
    Not proud. But never ashamed.
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Sep 11, 2025
    Never forget
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Jul 11, 2025
    My body is a temple. Except that temple is the world trade center and everyday is 9/11
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Aug 29, 2025
    Boring ass game
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    @rooosterteeeth
    May 31, 2025
    Replying to @thadeuscastle69
    The fuck is this bullshit man
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    @rooosterteeeth
    May 4, 2025
    Replying to @HootersHank
    Me
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    @rooosterteeeth
    May 4, 2025
    Replying to @trav_mathew
    Offense is still in the huddle. Spamming ask madden button
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    @rooosterteeeth
    May 4, 2025
    Replying to @dondaldbump
    Actually fucking genius you earned a follow
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    @rooosterteeeth
    Jul 12, 2025
    Replying to @2007MikeVick
    You could die tomorrow and my life wouldn’t change
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