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Micheal “bump” smith
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Micheal “bump” smith
@roofieman69
Widespread panic enjoyer. Big man on campus 86’| #mywifeAbitch | #Stillrippinbag |
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jun 9, 2025
    A decision was made here
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jun 6, 2025
    Welp broke my fucking femur. White boy summer is canceled. #Shrink the absolute fuck out of this. #comebackszn
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Aug 18, 2025
    Don’t drink to much pal, you’ve got to fix my water heater in the morning #bluecollar🤙
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jul 18, 2025
    It’s only 3pm. I’m alone in my living room with old live concerts on. Is this a problem?
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jun 7, 2025
    Replying to @BThomJohn
    Saving a 10/10 blonde stuck in a tree, took a tumble
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jun 6, 2025
    I’d rather my legs look unathletic than dress anywhere similar to the way you dress. Holy shit you’re a queer. Also if you consider throat fucking ur mom a sport, then I am very athletic.
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jun 8, 2025
    Replying to @CunterBoden
    I’m transfer to ut Austin, get a bid from Pierre and then do some horrid shit just to get the chapter kicked off campus. Fuck you pierre
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jul 9, 2025
    Can we please nuke whoever runs this fucking page. college burner🤙🤙🤙 get a job phag
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jun 7, 2025
    GIF
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jul 22, 2025
    Lunch at the office today! #corporate #zyns
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jun 8, 2025
    Replying to @mike_bruesewitz
    Mike, X tracks your activity across other apps. Figure your shit out you fag Best, Bump
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @danieskl_
    When I was an SAE At Texas I told all my friends about what was going on during pledgeship. And the actives were so proud of me. I recommend you give it a try!
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jul 19, 2025
    Replying to @thekingofalps
    Start watching old concerts tom it’ll change your life
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    Micheal “bump” smith
    @roofieman69
    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @danieskl_
    Jesus fuck
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