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Rob Rouse
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Rob Rouse
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Touring spring 2026 GOTO robrouse.com 'The Unlikely Weightlifters Podcast' V/O enq at deanstreetvoices.com CEO thecomedyvillage.com
UK Comedian / Actor / Podcast
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Joined June 2009
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    Rob Rouse
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    May 23, 2024
    Brand new Ep just ‘Plopped’ where eve you get your podcasts me and @tomwriggleswort
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    Rob Rouse
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    Sep 16, 2021
    There's not enough happy stories on here, so here's one to warm your heart. Last night I was riding back from Leeds, having supported the INCREDIBLE @realclintonb I ran out of petrol on the motorway for the first time in 23 years on the road. Pitch black Motorway....THREAD
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    Rob Rouse
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    Mar 8, 2019
    On international women’s day I would like to thank my mother... ...for keeping me
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    Rob Rouse
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    Aug 22, 2020
    I love cricket, watching, playing, always hoped my kids would. Listening to TMS today with my 8 yr old she said “are they both ladies?” I said “yes @isaguha and @ejrainfordbrent and they’ve BOTH won the World Cup” She’s going to her first practice tomorrow #RepresentationMatters
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    Rob Rouse
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    Nov 23, 2022
    Also, whats the most mayonnaise you've ever spilt on your slippers? I'll start.
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    Rob Rouse
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    Sep 16, 2021
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    Energy and compassion to help a wally at the side of the motorway who'd run out of petrol and ended up in a pretty dangerous situation. And Kym who'd been working on bikes all day, fixed another one for free at midnight. I couldn't and can't say thank you enough...more...
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    Rob Rouse
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    May 17, 2016
    Every now and then a story slips into the news that's not about perpetuating the agenda of fear and division.
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    Rob Rouse
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    Sep 16, 2021
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    It get's better. They'd been travelling THE OTHER WAY on the motorway, seen me, gone down a junction and doubled back to rescue me, just because they thought it was the right thing to do. They were both absolutely lovely and I was completely overwhelmed by their kindness....More.
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    Rob Rouse
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    Apr 1, 2021
    I submit my daughters Easter Egg Scene to the competition.
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    Rob Rouse
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    Mar 31, 2019
    Happy mother day to all the mums out there. Especially mine...for still taking me out in public.
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    Rob Rouse
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    Oct 5, 2019
    What Twitter should be used for :) Lovely stuff.
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    Natasha Joseph
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    Oct 5, 2019
    When you can’t find the dog in the middle of the night and after hunting for half an hour, you peel back the duvet and finally find it firmly wedged in oblivious sleeping husband’s arse crack. #letsleepingdogslie
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    Rob Rouse
    @robrouse
    May 16, 2022
    We had to say a final goodbye to this delightful old boy over the weekend. Family bedrock. Truly heartbroken, but I don’t regret one thing and would do it all over again. Love you Ron, you brought out the best in all of us. Rest in Peace my wolfy brother. X
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    Rob Rouse
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    Sep 16, 2021
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    Having filled up the bike and jump started it, they followed me for a while to check I didn't stall then headed back to Barnsley. There really are some amazing, kind and huge hearted people out there and Emma and Kym are those people. After a long day on the wards, she had the...
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    Rob Rouse
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    Sep 16, 2021
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    Out of nowhere, a white van pulls up and a lady jumps out, coaxes me down off the bank like a terrified woodland creature. Here husband gets out and opens the back doors and it's only a frickin motorcycle workshop van!!!

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