reb (@rebmasel) / X

reb

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reb

@rebmasel

31/J.D./Attorney/Author/2.1M on TikTok (scary but thx)/“the chick who reads court transcripts?”/host of @rebuttalpod❤️‍🔥 MERCH OUT NOW🩵⬇️

Joined November 2021

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reb
@rebmasel
May 4, 2022
Google doc with links & information to: ❤️‍🔥Abortion Funds ❤️‍🔥Pro-Choice Orgs ✨IN ALL 50 STATES✨ :) docs.google.com/document/d/1T-…
reb
@rebmasel
Dec 19, 2024
This tweet convinced me men have not a SINGLE CLUE what women find physically attractive bc half the women I know have dated sturdy lovely kind men like this. Andrew Tate really convinced a generation of incels that our physical type is … Andrew Tate??? hahahahahahahahahahAHAHA
Thehullboy
@Thehullboy1
Dec 12, 2024
First ever date tonight, absolutely bricking it. Wish us luck ladies and gentlemen 😅
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reb
@rebmasel
Mar 26, 2025
Unrelated: this is a dazzling graphic I want 49 more
Polling USA
@USA_Polling
Mar 25, 2025
I wonder where everyone in Illinois lives an- oh
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reb
@rebmasel
Oct 1, 2024
“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy
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reb
@rebmasel
Jan 17, 2023
what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing
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reb
@rebmasel
Oct 31, 2025
I (and I cannot stress this enough) do not and will never care about any billionaire’s feelings at any given time. Not even once. Not ever. You own the world and still have tantrums? Groundbreaking. Vent to the Titanic she loves company
Billie Eilish Spotify
@BillieSpotify_
Oct 30, 2025
Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly upset over Billie Eilish's comments about billionaires.
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reb
@rebmasel
May 21, 2025
just had the best sandwich for lunc- “gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”
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reb
@rebmasel
Feb 1, 2024
“what radicalized you?” how long can the list be
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reb
@rebmasel
Feb 28, 2025
these were taken on Kodachrome film which isn’t manufactured anymore because digital photography made it unpopular!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THESE. LOOK AT THEM. I WANT TO SCREAM
Oliver Dahl
@OliverWDahl
Feb 26, 2025
Photos my great grandfather took while stationed in Alaska
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reb
@rebmasel
Mar 25, 2025
Can someone remake this so it’s all clowns and one guy in regular clothes? This is currently inaccurate thanks
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reb
@rebmasel
Jul 21, 2024
my best friend looked so gorgeous today omg. I didn’t see her but I know she did
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reb
@rebmasel
Jan 17, 2025
every syllable in this video actually!
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reb
@rebmasel
Sep 9, 2024
America has a lot of faults as a country but we absolutely went off with garbage disposals in our kitchen sinks. “just use a food catcher?? scrape the food into the trash???” thank u Europe but we actually put loud finger-ripping chainsaws in our drains god bless❤️
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reb
@rebmasel
Jan 17, 2025
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