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Andrew Rampulla
@rampulla_andrew
I build blue collar businesses | 2x TEDx speaker | 2x college dropout | FREE 49-Page Guide to $100k in Christmas lights👇
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Feb 10
    Roadmap for 2026 - build boring businesses - lift heavy - play tennis - wear linen - praise God - marry young - be generous - become more dangerous
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Aug 23, 2025
    If you’re lost, one of the most life altering activities you can do is put on binaural beats (432hz) with noise cancelling head phones and just sit for 30mins. Envision the life you want to live. Picture it in vivid detail. Let the thoughts effortlessly flow. Take note of what
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @Logannnichols
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 “see baby I posted you!!!”
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Nov 8, 2025
    You can’t make this shit up. For the sake of anonymity, we’ll call this dear client “Janet”. Janet booked an estimate through Facebook. She marked her budget as <$1,000. No problem. We do those quotes over the phone. I call her up, do some discovery. She gives me the sob
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Jul 31, 2025
    You can make $100,000 in 8 weeks installing luxury Christmas lights (with $0 upfront)... I've only been doing it for 2 years & last season I made $165,000 in 2 months. Here's how you can do it too:
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Mar 30, 2025
    I make $2,000/day spraying bleach on houses. The craziest part? You can start with $500 and clear six figures your first year. I made $120K profit in year one. Here’s exactly how I’d do it again:
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Aug 4, 2025
    Hey bro, can I pick your brain? You seem really knowledgeable, almost like you’ve spent years on your craft. I just want to hop on a call and pick your brain. I’d just really love to get a ton of value for free, take up a ton of your time, and offer absolutely nothing in return.
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Oct 7, 2025
    Had an interesting morning. Showed up to an estimate at 10:08AM. Confirmed with the homeowner and sent an ETA. She liked the message. I knock on the door, and hear a disgruntled yell from inside the house: “WHO IS IT????” “Andrew…?” “WHO????” “Andrew, from XYZ Christmas
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Oct 18, 2025
    Replying to @collin_ruth89
    Why’d you have to let her go?
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Oct 5, 2025
    Me and my girlfriend just broke up and one the big things that got in the way was work. I told her when we first met that my goals were always the priority from age 20-25. I want to setup the rest of my life. She said, “you’re going to be super successful but have no one to
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Mar 30, 2024
    Replying to @DenconMedia
    A lot of guys mean it in a genuinely endearing way I've noticed. Not backhanded at all. I feel like you can instantly tell if someone's being genuine or trying to big dick you
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Mar 30, 2025
    Replying to @rampulla_andrew
    I built a pressure washing business that generates $40-50K/month in season and if I lost everything tomorrow, here’s exactly how I’d get back to $2,000/day ASAP: First, I’d scrape together $500 and buy the cheapest, jankiest setup possible. Facebook Marketplace pressure washer
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Mar 17, 2025
    I generated $48,937 from 250 yard signs (39x ROI) for my home service company. Yard signs print *if* you do them correctly... I recorded a 30min, in-depth video that I use in one of our internal programs on our EXACT yard sign strategy. Want it? Like + comment 'SIGNS' and
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    Andrew Rampulla
    @rampulla_andrew
    Nov 8, 2025
    Replying to @SonyaSmith
    LMAO
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