my son will get a new video game, spend 4 hours making a new character and stop playing. i told him nigga u not a gamer u a personal stylist get off the ps5 with that shit
my oldest son decided to “rage quit” and broke my fuckin Xbox controller. i’m this close to rage quitting up side that nigga head. $75 on a controller cuz u wanna pretend to be fuckin IShowSpeed weird ass
imagine you a mixed kid, u grow up and u find out your mom was texting your dad asking him to put a big black baby inside of her
you the big black baby
ppl don’t understand… when u work a public facing job where u have to use ALL of your social skills and navigate other ppls emotions all day u be TALKED out. i don’t have a social bone in my body after work. i been sociable for 40 hours this week that’s enough talking
if you come from a two parent home and your parents are willing to take care of you and your out of wedlock baby and fund your education, you should probably…do that.
“what’s that you putting in my IV?”
me: “i’m flushing your IV with normal saline”
her: “what’s saline?”
me: “saltwater, same thing as your tears”
walk past the room 5 mins later “these nurses doing anything this bitch just put salt water in me i’m reporting her”
the year before i moved to LA, Teddy Ray (RIP) told me "when u get here, u gone randomly run into Brian Pumper at least twice. don't acknowledge the nigga keep walking"
stg i've seen him three times in Northridge at diff gas stations living out of a van lol
