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captain brian
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captain brian
@quebecween
the manifestation of evil. famed writer. empathetic narcissist. 3 time pulitzer nominee. clean hippie. leader of the woke mob. geographer. italian-american.
🇺🇸 south florida NOT quebec
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Born December 12
Joined March 2022
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Sep 30, 2023
    meet the man who says seinfeld gave him a fresh perspective on life
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Dec 20, 2024
    do people understand if the amazon dies we all die
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    Gunther Eagleman™
    @GuntherEagleman
    Dec 20, 2024
    🚨BREAKING: The Biden Administration just announced $1B for “conservation of the Ecuadorian Amazon.” They could just as easily announce funds for victims of hurricane Helene. They hate you. These people are truly anti-American.
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    Jake Schneider
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    Jake Schneider
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Jan 19, 2025
    awful soyjak, no effort, literally just traced it. 0/10
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    Spinachbrah 🥗
    @basedspinach
    Jan 18, 2025
    They finally soyjakked the America is Fascist for banning TikTok girl
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Feb 22, 2024
    arizona
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    onlinefriends
    @onlinefriends69
    Feb 21, 2024
    she just sent me her location bruh wtf is this
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Nov 3, 2024
    why don’t they just make a bridge here? it would be so much quicker to go from cihago to detroit
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Apr 27, 2025
    i’m paying off my student debt 🙏🙏
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Aug 24, 2024
    you may be old but are you 17
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    The Notorious J.O.V.
    @whotfisjovana
    Aug 23, 2024
    you may be old but are you this OLD?
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Aug 30, 2025
    the idea of a grown adult sitting there for 5 minutes wadding play dough to be racist on twitter 😭
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    Kumashun🇯🇵🐻💎
    @isfjcutebear
    Aug 30, 2025
    This picture has been shared all around Japan Twitter lately
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Apr 24, 2024
    who’s car is this
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Sep 25, 2024
    as soon as i found out he was in med school i stopped caring about him going missing. like hell yea keep up the grind
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    Sam O’Nella Health Updates
    @SamONellaHealth
    Sep 25, 2024
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Dec 21, 2024
    i’m lonely in a really cool boy way and you’re lonely in a dumb girl way
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    Rock Solid
    @ShitpostRock
    Dec 21, 2024
    >“Lonely femcel” post >Look inside the comments >50 guys asking her out, she ignores them all Some jokes write themselves
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Jul 22, 2024
    this would be so helpful if it worked
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    Learn Something
    @cooltechtipz
    Jul 21, 2024
    A quick guide to tea!
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Feb 13, 2024
    can you imagine being some guy with music opinions and 6k people agree they wanna shoot you
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    captain brian
    @quebecween
    Jun 30, 2023
    would you like subway surfers gameplay or family guy funny clips with your album sir
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