Log inSign up
Patricia Wallinga
62.6K posts
user avatar
Patricia Wallinga
@pwallinga
Composer: not tonal, not atonal, but a secret third thing. Adequate approximation of a teacher. Posts about music, D&D, and loads of other nonsense | she/her
San Francisco, CA
patriciawallinga.com
Joined December 2013
3,760
Following
6,408
Followers
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Oct 8, 2024
    I think this is just called speeding and you can do it in any car
    You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
    2.8M
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Jul 29, 2023
    I just want to clarify that this flashing strobe light is being projected onto a rent-controlled apartment with a fair number of elderly residents. You know, just in case you were wondering if it could get worse.
    You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
    8.3M
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Jul 30, 2021
    nothing has ever made me want to fight a god more than Britney Spears posting WE RIDE AT DAWN
    user avatar
    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Jul 30, 2021
    .@BritneySpears shares a new message on social media: “If standing up for yourself burns a bridge, I have matches. We ride at dawn.”
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    May 5, 2021
    Why is it called Dungeons and Dragons when the most important part is being a little magic guy who has a lot of feelings. They should've named it Elves and Emotions
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Jan 15, 2024
    Conservative backlash against Broke back Mountain:
    user avatar
    evin
    @EvinKnowsBall
    Jan 14, 2024
    You gotta to be a SICK individual to enjoy the Cowboys getting blown out.
    1.7M
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Jul 11, 2024
    I made some M&M cookies earlier this week for a party, and today after the farmer's market I found myself making some kind of salad thing, cucumbers and tomatoes and feta and whatnot. I was contemplating late night snack options when it hit me: I can finally taste King's Hand.
    Two M&M cookies on a plate, and a bowl of salad: diced cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, and feta. Some of the salad is spooned onto the cookies. The bowl and plate are a cute matching green and white floral, by the way.
    user avatar
    Devon Hardware’s Wife
    @thatfrood
    Dec 6, 2020
    I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
    209K
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Mar 15, 2024
    We need more representation of fully-platonic-but-also-insane male-female friendships in media. Jack Donaghy and Liz Lemon were not enough
    327K
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Mar 18, 2024
    Replying to @epistemophagy
    Tom Cruise.
    154K
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Jun 25, 2023
    If people actually transitioned to gain an advantage in high school extracurriculars (rather than, you know, because it's what's in their hearts), we would see WAY more cutthroat theater girls becoming boys to get better roles.
    120K
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    May 23, 2024
    For my mezzos, altos, baritones, and basses: what's the funniest age-inappropriate solo you've ever sung, and how old were you? I'll start: 7th grade musical theater camp, when everyone's audition was "Popular," I earnestly took my mom's suggestion to sing "Send in the Clowns."
    429K
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Jan 20, 2021
    I transcribed Lady Gaga's national anthem performance, because someone had to.
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Oct 16, 2021
    goddess
    This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Jan 8, 2022
    Chris Pratt's voice acting
    user avatar
    Dash
    @DiasporaDash
    Jan 4, 2022
    What is “unskilled” labor?
  • user avatar
    Patricia Wallinga
    @pwallinga
    Sep 28, 2023
    Replying to @taste_of_tbone and @crulge
    I feel like the culture is boiling up more and more into "you don't owe anything to anybody," and like... technically we don't, I guess, but wouldn't it be nice if sometimes we did? Just as humans? I'll watch your stuff. I'll tell you where the train goes. I'll hold the door.
    42K

New to X?

Sign up now to get your own personalized timeline!

Create account

By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, including Cookie Use.

Terms·Privacy·Cookies·Accessibility·Ads Info·© 2026 X Corp.
Don't miss what's happening
People on X are the first to know.
Log inSign up