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This is morning, that's when i spent the most time thinking bout what I've given up
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    Apr 26, 2022
    Sorry, the only Discord I know is dis secret chord that David played and it pleased the lord
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    Mar 9, 2024
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    BOBBY MARS
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    Mar 8, 2024
    Done with the weird bitches. Gonna meet a normie girl on hinge. 27 or so with a boring professional email job. Likes to go to brunch. Has a “doggo.” Dyed blonde hair. Goes to the gym and does meme workouts to make her ass bigger. Has never felt real pain in her life.
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    Jun 19, 2022
    Replying to @boygrrI
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    @punishedthumbs
    Oct 8, 2022
    Replying to @NeilNevins
    I think adults can handle a talking dog
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    @punishedthumbs
    Mar 16, 2024
    This is what superhero funerals in comics are like
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    Haus of Decline
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    Mar 16, 2024
    A man asks his partner "do you think it would be OK if I wore the Jacket from "Drive"?" His partner responds "I think that might be inappropriate for a funeral. The Drive Jacket man says "yeah you're right." He pulls another jacket out of the closet. "Better wear the black variant," he reasons.
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    Apr 16, 2021
    Replying to @vonbitty
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    Jul 8, 2024
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    Vulture
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    Jul 8, 2024
    Daunted by trying to get through 121 episodes of "Lost" now that it's on Netflix? Why not try doing it at 1.25x speed? trib.al/T5WPK5X
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    @punishedthumbs
    Mar 5, 2025
    Replying to @staticbluebat
    Does this make Matt Damon jughead
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    @punishedthumbs
    May 30, 2024
    This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
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    Jun 23, 2024
    Wait do people think Loss is a good comic now
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    Jun 17, 2025
    Replying to @NeilNevins
    In this context, there's no disrespect
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    @punishedthumbs
    Nov 16, 2022
    Large Boulder the size of a small boulder
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    Feb 18, 2022
    Replying to @WyattDuncan
    Remember when the King of Queens Twitter commented on Game of Thrones's finale
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    Jan 16, 2024
    Replying to @lennyburnham
    Do they think there was a separate male writing team for the Ken half of the movie
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