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ali
@probablyalissa
Unreliable narrator
california ⇨ chicago
indiegogo.com/en/projects/ts…
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    @probablyalissa
    Mar 20, 2025
    Me after fucking up at karaoke
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    @probablyalissa
    Dec 26, 2020
    bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
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    @probablyalissa
    Jul 25, 2024
    This is how he’d look if he was black or Siamese
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    @probablyalissa
    Jul 25, 2024
    This is Kevin
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    Apr 13, 2025
    Leave her teeth the fuck alone we are experiencing a veneer epidemic and she is perfect as she IS
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    Apr 13, 2025
    Aimee Lou Wood calls out SNL for jokes made about her teeth: “I did find it mean and unfunny… such a shame cuz I had such a great time watching it a couple weeks ago. Yes, take the piss for sure — that’s what the show is about- but there must be a cleverer, less cheap way?”
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    May 4, 2025
    My peers are too politically correct to compliment me on my weight loss but luckily I’m visiting home soon so all my relatives can tell me exactly how much better I look now
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    Nov 12, 2025
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    @probablyalissa
    Mar 18, 2024
    A man having no female friends is an enormous red flag
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    @probablyalissa
    Jun 22, 2025
    They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight
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    ali
    @probablyalissa
    Mar 1, 2024
    After six miserable months, I am gainfully employed again
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    @probablyalissa
    Jan 16, 2025
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    @probablyalissa
    Feb 23, 2024
    No one on Hinge understands this prompt
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    @probablyalissa
    Jun 28, 2024
    Dumping that
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    @probablyalissa
    Aug 10, 2021
    B E N O T A F R A I D
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    @probablyalissa
    Jul 9, 2020
    reminder that adding an x doesn’t make it more woke!! it is FINE to just say “women” or “folks” or “karl marks”