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D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
@privatebirb
I am the one exception to every rule, except the ones I don't like. (277 IQ) AI users and bigoted religious DNI. You can't stop me from sharing my opinions ๐Ÿ“Ž
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Jan 9
    Who has that post where the cat is like "Of course he is live here. What do you mean is neighbor cat? How can possibly, when he is and right here. And hungry"
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Jun 7, 2025
    Replying to @lethalrejection
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Nov 17, 2025
    Replying to @reo_od
    The internet is effectively a million monkeys with infinite typewriters, so there's bound to be coincidental posts like this occasionally
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Jun 20, 2025
    scene straight out of a @pants comic
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    Dr It's Coming Brome
    @KorgTheBronan
    Jun 19, 2025
    Turned the fan on the rats and they've gone nuts
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Jan 7, 2025
    Replying to @suchnerve
    The reason they do this is because their ears can't pick up on whether sounds are coming from above or below. If they put one ear up and one ear down, they gain the ability to distinguish height
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Dec 3, 2024
    Replying to @SarahBurssty
    Change the name again so that in a few years, it's got a bunch of confusing comments
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Nov 9, 2024
    Replying to @mel0dija and @dijon39
    keep doing it, you're probably gaining a skill level or smth
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @Messy_meeeee
    This clarification is about exactly what I assumed from the post. Some people take things a bit too literally for not reading the entire text ("in front of me." is literally right there)
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Nov 12, 2025
    Replying to @kkrespawned
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Oct 30, 2025
    Replying to @tomiewinters
    pretty transphobic to force the boys to take e
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Feb 21, 2025
    These pictures were from the same spot 180ยฐ apart
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    Schmrgl
    @Schmrgl
    Feb 21, 2025
    abduction / stalking
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Jul 18, 2025
    The world needs to get way the fuck more woke. What books in a public library are "inappropriate" enough that you need to physically shut down your child's desire to read them? This is just teaching your kids to have an extremely limited range of interest, which is terrible to do
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    riley sciarappa
    @EndOfDaysWoman
    Jul 18, 2025
    I would like a library service where I put in the age and general interests of my kids and I get a curated bag of 10 books that I can pick up weekly. Is that so lazy? Yes. but my kids pulling every book off the shelf just for me to say โ€œthatโ€™s not appropriateโ€ isnโ€™t working lol
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Apr 27, 2025
    Replying to @joe_applebrook
    The people atting gork and greg and grog are def being satirical, but I've seen people respond to grok and they seem genuine
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    D94HxC ๐Ÿ“Ž
    @privatebirb
    Aug 29, 2025
    Replying to @FURSONAHAVER
    Doesn't freudian slip imply that they're revealing info that they're trying to hide?
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