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@plume__
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    hil
    @plume__
    Mar 29, 2024
    it would mean a lot if you could donate/share this fundraiser for my friend who’s been living in hellish circumstances for a very long time and deserves so much better. thank you!
    Donate to Help Kerry Fight Long COVID, Mold Exposure & Lyme, organized by Catherine Morrison
    From gofundme.com
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    hil
    @plume__
    Apr 13, 2025
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    @plume__
    Jan 14, 2025
    how powerful can a six second video possibly be, you may wonder. buckle up
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    @twaniimals
    Jan 13, 2025
    00:00
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    hil
    @plume__
    Jan 30, 2023
    the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof
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    hil
    @plume__
    May 18, 2022
    did something terrible by accident yesterday
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    hil
    @plume__
    Nov 3, 2024
    changing my alarm from 8:30 to 8:33 at 8:25
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    hil
    @plume__
    Nov 3, 2024
    took this pic in my dream last night and just realized it’s actually on my phone. it actually worked. which government agency do i call
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    hil
    @plume__
    May 15, 2025
    that classic question we all ponder
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    hil
    @plume__
    Sep 4, 2025
    if you see this post it means you will sleep well tonight
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    hil
    @plume__
    Oct 15, 2024
    dreamt you could go into the gas station to buy a picture of yourself pumping gas that they automatically took of every customer, like the polaroid you can buy after a rollercoaster ride
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    hil
    @plume__
    Aug 22, 2025
    my brother confessed to me today that the photograph we’ve been searching for of a very clear man/ghost in my childhood bedroom, taken & developed by my sister ~25 yrs ago, was in my mom’s bible he threw in a swamp as a teen because he thought it would give him “dark powers”
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    @plume__
    May 18, 2024
    i have more to say about this. one of the funniest reveals ever and the fact that she’s in a range rover makes it i think one of the funniest videos ever
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    ratman
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    May 16, 2024
    Not for the faint of heart
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    hil
    @plume__
    Feb 13, 2024
    i intercepted a wonderful message, an omen maybe, from yesterday’s wordle
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    @plume__
    May 18, 2023
    if a movie is 3+ hours long the theater should pause for a bathroom break at some point. there should be a button you can press on the arm rest when you have to pee and when a certain percentage of people press the button they pause the movie
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