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@pissvortex
“Purveyor of misinformation” - Dan Evon, Snopes | @gorilla__radio
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Oct 13, 2018
    online and ready to upload posts
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Jan 9, 2024
    imagine seeing a jewish guy crawl out from a secret sewer tunnel in new york city, not having your phone out to record it, and trying to tell people without sounding like the most antisemitic person alive
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    May 20, 2025
    “ICE officers are now facing a 413% increase in assaults.”
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    Homeland Security
    @DHSgov
    May 18, 2025
    It is absolutely sickening to compare ICE law enforcement agents to the Gestapo. Attacks and demonization of ICE and our partners is wrong. ICE officers are now facing a 413% increase in assaults. Our message is clear: DO NOT come to this country illegally. If you do, we will
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Nov 24, 2024
    I generally think people who use children for content like family bloggers are psychopaths but the costco kids seem like they’re having a lot of fun with it
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    Self Made AO 💫
    @KXNGAO
    Nov 24, 2024
    BIG JUSTICE SPEAR!!!!!!!! I HAVE CHILLS OH MY GOD #AEW #AEWFullGear
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    Sebas ──★ セバスチャン──★
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    Sebas ──★ セバスチャン──★
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Jan 20, 2025
    Nelson Mandela you were far too kind to the white South Africans
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Nov 17, 2024
    I just know this is the 10th time that day Elon has tried to show Trump a dank meme on his phone
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    Sawyer Merritt
    @SawyerMerritt
    Nov 17, 2024
    Elon sitting next to Trump tonight, scrolling 𝕏 and cracking up at memes 😂
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Nov 21, 2024
    How the fuck does this even happen
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Nov 25, 2020
    damn that’s crazy. btw what was he doing in somalia
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    CNN Politics
    @CNNPolitics
    Nov 25, 2020
    BREAKING: CIA officer killed in combat in Somalia cnn.it/3q1WEhe
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Feb 19, 2025
    We should hook this thing up to a supercomputer miles below the surface of the earth and hang it up on meathooks and send searing hot sharp pain to every nerve ending in its body and make it handle simple computational tasks that are essential to the functioning of our society
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    Clone
    @clonerobotics
    Feb 19, 2025
    Protoclone, the world's first bipedal, musculoskeletal android.
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Jun 5, 2024
    touch his mind Lord!
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    darth penis
    @bobsredmilf
    May 31, 2024
    what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Nov 17, 2024
    It’s so funny that he just does not hang out with JD Vance
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    Happy Punch
    @HappyPunch
    Nov 17, 2024
    Donald Trump just walked into UFC 309 with Dana White and Elon Musk 😱
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    UFC Europe
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    UFC Europe
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Sep 11, 2025
    Twitter day rankings 1. Today 2. July 8th 2022 3. July 13th 2024 4. October 2nd 2020 5. September 8th 2022
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Sep 9, 2025
    Isn’t it cool that we just can’t do anything about this
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    Right Wing Cope
    @RightWingCope
    Sep 8, 2025
    Epstein’s estate just released the love letter Trump wrote to him for his 50th birthday.
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    ape attack survivor
    @pissvortex
    Apr 6, 2025
    No!!! Not the frisbee golf women’s league!!
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    Jennifer Sey
    @JenniferSey
    Apr 5, 2025
    “Natalie puts so much more power on that tee shot.” Yeah “Natalie” is a man. No f-ing kidding. Do they not hear themselves??
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    Genevieve Gluck
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    Genevieve Gluck
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