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fart johnson
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fart johnson
@pissbugs
minors dnf dni 19+ | aggressive breed | clown | man Thing
chronically in ohio
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Joined April 2014
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Apr 7, 2020
    i bet obama says "on my mama"
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    May 11, 2023
    my momcore
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Jul 16, 2025
    Replying to @sleepdealerrr
    that sounds like this regular i had at udf that flashed her gun when i tried to card her but she would tip us for not carding her (she was 54 at the time lol)
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Dec 31, 2022
    brockhampton is drake for bisexuals
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Nov 10, 2021
    Replying to @jaketropolis
    i love how this infers regular sandwiches are 2d
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Aug 7, 2023
    Replying to @DoeSparkle
    double fun fact hydrofluoric acid tends to be one of the few acids that are able to corrode glass and mass amounts of rust removers/brick+stone cleaners/and toilet cleaners (w/o bleach)
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Aug 6, 2023
    Replying to @liIpochaco
    shes so real
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Oct 19, 2022
    boobs should have nicotine in them i think you should be able to hit them like a vape
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Feb 22, 2023
    Replying to @NiaSteelyDang and @Steely_Dang
    i like the weird mix of “omg vampire nails” and those who Know
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Jun 27, 2024
    my ultimate goal
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Feb 3, 2023
    Replying to @lane_wolfe_ and @anal_del_ray_
    mine did (and rhen i dated her again and went a second time)
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Apr 27, 2020
    Replying to @urrrnnn
    hookah lounge drug den genderless child
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Sep 26, 2021
    Replying to @jimmyjamesinc2
    it aint even rock
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    fart johnson
    @pissbugs
    Dec 25, 2023
    Replying to @pennyxvx
    when i hit 25 ill quit it swearsies
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