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- sex is cool but have you tried running a personal errand on company time?
- here's mine:
Here’s my electoral map prediction - just explained to the European intern that he has to work in August.
- i go on 14+ dates a week. mostly finance guys, some consultants and tech. i steal every single one of their work laptops. information is your edge.
- still working remote in 2025 is like being one of those Japanese soldiers who stayed in the jungle for 30 years after WWII.
- I am never dating a tech guy again. this mf just sent me a calendar invite for sex.
- my boss started taking testosterone to become more alpha and now he’s completely bald and screams at DoorDash drivers
