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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Jun 29, 2025
    you can tell this deviant has never actually lived on a farm because they included grain LMFAO
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    Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙
    @AlpacaAurelius
    Jun 26, 2025
    this is the way
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Feb 7, 2025
    this is exclusively true if you are weak of mind and heart
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    zhil
    @zhil_arf
    Feb 6, 2025
    STEM people before learning humanities // STEM people after learning humanities
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Oct 17, 2025
    this discourse is funny because DnD is for fat nerds
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Jun 29, 2025
    Replying to @phoss2501
    I'm just a simple farmer tending my 16 corn and 24 wheat stalks
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Mar 7, 2025
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    emily is in sf
    @emilyinvc
    Mar 7, 2025
    to me, the greatest sadness of all is the banality of most people's lives i'll spend time with my non-elite friends, and it's clear that their lives are devoid of heroism and lore they lock in/clock in, but they fight no great battles, they dash no great foes they drop by a
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Jul 19, 2024
    Holy fuck
    Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added context
    This is a satirical post. The original CBS News article does not contain the paragraph about Magic: The Gathering cards. cbsnews.com/live-updates/t…
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Aug 10, 2025
    thought they were eating a GTX 1080 for a second
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    Dudley Zoo
    @dudleyzoo
    Aug 9, 2025
    We’re wishing the happiest of birthdays to Becca and Lana, our six-banded armadillos, who are six today! Here are the the birthday girls enjoying an enrichment box full of their favourite sweetcorn treats.
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Dec 26, 2024
    how did I miss that wignats and SF NRx guys are fighting
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Dec 24, 2023
    I love that all wild cats are essentially domestic cats with bigger claws
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Feb 7, 2025
    Replying to @phoss2501
    also 'STEM people after learning humanities' usually means for these people "reading Nietzsche and Evola and scrolling Land's twitter for a few hours"
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Aug 13, 2025
    you can't be talking like this when libsoftiktok is doxxing people with false accusations literally daily lol
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Jan 30, 2025
    Replying to @Liv_Agar
    I'm gonna be honest 30% of this country probably has a net favorable view of Hitler
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Oct 17, 2025
    "ICE agent racially profiles traffic cop while being arrested for drunk driving" simply iconic
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    David J. Bier
    @David_J_Bier
    Oct 17, 2025
    An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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    phöss 🫧🇦🇶
    @phoss2501
    Dec 20, 2024
    Replying to @3xcalibaneur
    2020 never ended
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