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@philippawarr
Pop culture trash panda. Writer: Trash Goblin; Little Kitty, Big City; A Monster's Expedition Editor: Dicey Dungeons; Sokobond Express she/her
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    @philippawarr
    Aug 20, 2021
    PS the sweet treat friends from the deep sea are now on my print store :) inprnt.com/gallery/philip…
    A sea ray made from a blueberry and syrup waffle, swimming in the sea!
    A pastry and icing whale shark swimming through cake sprinkles
    A lemon meringue pie turtle cruising through the ocean!
    A mint choc chip jellyfish bobbing around in the current!
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    @philippawarr
    Aug 10, 2024
    Completely fascinated by the person in the pub who, when asked how far 5,000m is, converted it to miles, then into km and then announced authoritatively that it’s “a bit under 5k”
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    Jun 25, 2021
    I like big butts and I cannot lie. The person guarding the other door likes big butts and cannot tell the truth...
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    @philippawarr
    Nov 10, 2019
    HELP HOW DO I REPORT AN ESCAPED MONKEY TO IPLAYER
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    @philippawarr
    Dec 26, 2016
    Got the squad on speed dial
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    @philippawarr
    Feb 3, 2020
    Is your child texting about Animal Crossing? Here's what those acronyms mean: STFU: setting that furniture up! WTF: water the flowers BRB: bagging rare bugs IDK: Isabelle deserves kudos ROFL: really overpaying for leaftickets TFW: trout fishing weather MRW: my rococo wardrobe
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    @philippawarr
    Dec 31, 2014
    Top tip: position finger just above kettle flip switch when water is nearly boiling and wait for a tiny high five :)
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    Apr 4, 2024
    shan this anticlockwise situation might be what breaks me today
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    @philippawarr
    Aug 19, 2021
    I'm low-key doing a little series of deep-sea sweet treats! RTs appreciated!
    Digital illustration of a ray made from a syrup and blueberry waffle!
    Digital illustration of a whale shark made from iced pastry and white chocolate bark!
    Digital illustration of a sea turtle made from a lemon meringue pie!
    Digital illustration of a jellyfish made from a scoop of ice cream and drip tentacles!
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    @philippawarr
    Jan 17, 2022
    “Why not use little treats as rewards for difficult tasks?” Er, bcause the second I realised I was the sole gatekeeper for the treats and that I could just hand them out WITHOUT doing the task the system failed catastrophically
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    @philippawarr
    Aug 14, 2019
    MOST IMPORTANT PATCH NOTE FOR NO MAN'S SKY BEYOND
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    @philippawarr
    Mar 10, 2020
    So you're newly #workingfromhome...
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    @philippawarr
    Dec 31, 2014
    Top tip: position finger just above kettle flip switch when water is nearly boiling and wait for a tiny high five :)
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    @philippawarr
    Jul 16, 2019
    Hands up if you think this is a clever double bluff by Grimes which positions her actual fitness routine as jokes
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    @philippawarr
    Sep 3, 2019
    Jacob Rees-Mogg is a cunt.