Pinnedpete@peteyburn3hFUCK DONALD TRUMP GETS INVOLVED IN KNICKS FINALS? LOSS GETS INVOLVED IN WORLD CUP? LOSS KILL YOURSELF BITCH. LET US ENJOY OUR SUMMER555555797797
pete@peteyburnMar 4, 2025From an evolutionary survival standpoint, being able to run for 25 minutes in exchange for only 300 calories is actually a pretty good deal!This post is unavailable.2792799.5K9.5K254K254K8.8M8.8M
pete@peteyburnNov 10, 2025Failed the bar exam for the 2nd year in a row. $140k in debt. Ichiran Ramen with Coca Cola2.8K2.8K6.7K6.7K191K191K11M11M
pete@peteyburnNov 2, 20251. Not A5 2. Not even Wagyu 3. Steak sauce LMAO 4. Fantasizing about political parties during dinner 5. Gay 6. RatioThe Gramercy Goblin@Gramercy_GoblinNov 2, 2025Yes that’s an A5 Wagyu ribeye at the Ritz. What’s the left gonna do abt it.Readers added contextThat’s isn’t A5 Wagyu steakrevolution.com/steak-basics/j…1811812.3K2.3K93K93K2.7M2.7M
pete@peteyburnJul 16, 2025What I picture when someone tells me to hang in there555511K11K52K52K2.5M2.5M
pete@peteyburnNov 10, 2025Replying to @peteyburnApparently I failed the bar exam on the same day as Kim Kardashian535312712719K19K351K351K
pete@peteyburnJul 26, 2025On my way to meet my girlfriend’s parents for the first time What are some lines I can drop to make her parents fall in love with me23923911011017K17K1.1M1.1M
