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Peter
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Peter
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- adulthood is saying “after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.
- Thinking about this dad's take on Peloton from 2019 and wondering how his investment portfolio is doing, because he certainly called it.
- In every relationship there is one person who loads the dishwasher with the precision of a surgeon, and another who loads it like a squirrel on meth.
- My 2024 is off to a rocky start, as I just learned this is how Taylor Swift holds her pen 😱
- At times like this I'm glad I hold a diversified portfolio of stocks, bonds, cash and crypto, so that I can see my money lose value in all the ways.
- The pitch deck: “we have developed a proprietary machine learning model” The tech stack:
- Replying to @chesscomCool! Didn't realize I had the first chess mention on Twitter! LBC is slang for Long Beach, California. I was playing chess there. :-)
- Kind of wild that one of the companies with the most revenue from generative AI is a consultancy: Accenture Over $600M booked this quarter, on track for up to $2.4B annualized 🤯
- Replying to @mocutobiCan you imagine if they hadn’t also alienated advertisers in the process? Could have been a money printing machine.
- Seeing so many bad/misinformed hot takes about Apple Card, I might as well lend my payments perspective. Trigger warning ahead for Apple True Believers. 😂 a thread... 🍎 💳
- Is it possible to both believe NFTs are quite likely the start of something new & different, while also not understanding why anyone would buy one? Because I think that’s where I find myself.
- Replying to @mocutobiPretty sure it wasn’t the staff cuts that spooked advertisers as much as the toxic mess of controversies that accompanied them.
