Pinned
british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally- just realized that ihop did the ihob thing two years ago. time isn’t real
- just great. my first shift as a secret service agent and i overslept :/ hopefully nothing bad happened
- Why does it have to be the roaring twenties can we just be quiet for a lil bit. the quiet twenties
- Kermit please....I can’t lose her....not againI'm swamped with meetings today! So much for casual Friday.
- if i saw alvin and the chipmunks in real life i’d stuff them in sock and hit them against the wall and counters really hard
- *at the mcdonalds* Me: I will have the McDonald Cashier: ok
- digging a giant hole at the beach is ingrained in every dudes mind i love doing it
- an early bird just fucking stole my girlfriend
- me going back for a second bowl of some exquisite Cinnamon Toast Crunch at midnight
- has anyone found out what the point is
