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Nick Jack Pappas
@pappiness
Today you, tomorrow me.
New York City, NY
themoraluniverse.substack.com
Born June 26
Joined April 2009
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Sep 6, 2024
    When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims. If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline. If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state. Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Dec 30, 2022
    At Jerry's Pizza, we deliver swift justice.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Nov 1, 2024
    A Texas teen tested positive for sepsis, but was cleared to leave because her fetus still had a heartbeat. She got worse, but they insisted on 2 ultrasounds before treatment. She died hours later. If you have daughters in TX, vote for Allred & Harris. Their lives depend on it.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Mar 10, 2022
    Peter Doocy: "This is a president who always talks about the power of our example. Does he own an electric vehicle?" No, Peter. He just rode Amtrak to work for 50 YEARS.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Oct 30, 2017
    Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Oct 5, 2017
    "Nothing stood out..."
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Mar 26, 2019
    Betsy DeVos, on cutting funding to the Special Olympics: "We had to make some difficult decisions." The Special Olympics cost around $18 million, or about the same as five of Trump's golf trips to Mar-a-Lago. It's not a difficult decision. It's an evil one.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Jan 30, 2018
    This was the vote on Russian Sanctions: House: 419-3 Senate: 98-2 Today, Trump said he won't impose the sanctions despite a veto-proof majority. Congratulations, America. Laws are meaningless now.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Aug 1, 2024
    If Kamala was trying to deny her Indian heritage she would have changed her name to Nikki.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Feb 18, 2019
    If you think Malia Obama drinking rosé at the age of 20 is the worst thing the child of a President has done, just wait until you find out that George HW Bush's son invaded Iraq.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Dec 11, 2024
    What radicalized me against the US healthcare system? My father is a roofer. He was asked him to inspect a roof another roofer did. From the ground, my dad knew it was shoddy work, but he was asked to go up anyway. He did. A shingle slipped. He fell. He shattered his legs.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Sep 11, 2020
    The Chiefs and Texans lock arms in a moment of unity. The fans react by booing. It wasn't the National Anthem. It wasn't even a protest. They booed "unity." This country is broken.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Aug 16, 2024
    Trump, honest to God, warned us that if Kamala Harris wins, we'll be "thrown into a system where everybody gets health care." What's next? Fair wages? Women's rights? A President who actually pays their contractors? Trump is, by far, the best advertisement for Harris/Walz.
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    Nick Jack Pappas
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    Nov 27, 2018
    I'm that someone.
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    Dana Goldberg
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    Nov 26, 2018
    Someone did this to Melania Trump’s creepy Christmas trees, and it’s all I’ve ever wanted today.