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owen cyclops

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owen cyclops

@owenbroadcast

comics and art: religion, parenting, modern life. i do a lot, it’s all here: linktr.ee/owencyclops. subscribe to see into the laboratory.

Joined September 2016

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Jul 2
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speaking of judgements (reviews):
owen cyclops
@owenbroadcast
Feb 6
my friends, it is time: in conjunction with @avemariapress and a new book they released, i spent the last few months illustrating the entire structure of the summa theologica, by thomas aquinas. in my shop here: owen-cyclops.myshopify.com can i show and tell you, in this thread:
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owen cyclops
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Nov 24, 2024
this is the exact genre of image that lost the most to the existence of AI
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@blankspac_e
Nov 23, 2024
"Nest 05" by Jakub Geltner (2015)
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owen cyclops
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Jun 2, 2025
three year old heard us talking about social security numbers. asked what his is. i said: ill tell you, but you cant tell anyone. he agreed. i told him his social security number is 9. twenty three minutes later he told the mailman.
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owen cyclops
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Jun 21, 2025
one time i was a camp counselor. the kids were seven. we all had a question about japan. one of our kids was japanese, so i ask him. the kid said: im chinese, not japanese. wow. my bad. later i met his mom. she told me theyre japanese. when i asked him about this he laughed at me
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Mar 7, 2025
my friend believes all body disorder originates in the psyche, so if anything is even slightly wrong with me he takes out a huge book, looks it up and asks “did [specific event] just happen to you?” and the answer is always yes. 10/10 the most annoying thing ive ever experienced.
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owen cyclops
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Apr 18, 2024
if you have a space like this, you eventually stop going upstairs and just sleep on the couches. soon you go upstairs so rarely that weird spiritual energy pools up there. very difficult to dissipate. starts to feel like a forbidden zone. ominous. its not yours. few discuss this.
Degen
@FocusedOnCrypto
Apr 17, 2024
the ideal male living space doesn’t exi-
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owen cyclops
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Sep 24, 2024
just thought about the girl who, in her 20s, tried on my glasses as a joke and realized she needed glasses. she thought architectural details on buildings was a purely artistic "to please God" type thing, that people would just think about, but like her be unable to actually see
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owen cyclops
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Jul 22, 2025
when i first started as a cashier, i had a person get furious at me. kind of rattled me. guy i was working with said, “its not you. if you interact with 600 people in a row and its normal 599 times, its them”. true. so thats when i started intentionally enraging 1 customer a day.
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owen cyclops
@owenbroadcast
Apr 24, 2024
once again
judah
@joodalooped
Apr 23, 2024
the truth is that if you're not world class in the very competitive stuff by the time you're an adult you're never going to be, and you should stop trying to compare against that tier and do something useful instead
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owen cyclops
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Jul 28, 2025
recently a gnome trapped me in a time loop and refused to let me out until i produced a full century of fake 'new yorker' comics, one for each decade. here they are, in order: 1923:
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owen cyclops
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Nov 4, 2022
the bad guy in hallmark movies is a boyfriend who is like “uh no babe i cant drop everything + leave work this weekend im about to close a deal for ten million dollars that will set us up for life” and the good guy is a guy who is just standing there when she gets to her hometown
owen cyclops
@owenbroadcast
Jul 30, 2024
the turkish word for “owl” is apparently literally “mr. bird”. could never be comfortable in a place like that
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owen cyclops
@owenbroadcast
Jul 30, 2025
i used to teach an art class for little kids. we had a unit where each kid drew “someone powerful”. 99% of boys drew: a tank man made of tanks with tanks for arms and his head is a tank. 99% of girls drew a princess. everyone i worked with hated this and it happened every time.
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owen cyclops
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Nov 3, 2025
Chris Lakin
@chrislakin
Nov 3, 2025
Friend had terrible acid reflux for months—was sleeping upright, taking meds. Disappeared the night he told his wife he wanted a divorce.
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