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Naomi Rohatyn

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Naomi Rohatyn

@omibaloney

I’m a writer/producer/voice actor/filmmaker, which is New Yorkese for “unemployed”

Queens, NY

imdb.com/name/nm2680894/

Born July 17

Joined January 2012

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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Nov 13, 2023
Thrilled to announce that my (award-winning!) little short is now available to view on Reveel: reveel.net/programs/13025… Thank you so much to every single person who worked on Happy You Near 🎬🍿🙌🥂🍾♥️
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Feb 24, 2025
This would be a career-ending moment for any high-profile mother
Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtar
Feb 23, 2025
The so-called genius forgot his human shield son. What a loving father.
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Apr 16, 2024
Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we’re all horny and unhappy too you’re not special you fucking weirdos
New York Post
@nypost
Apr 15, 2024
Tech exec predicts ‘AI girlfriends’ will create $1B business: ‘Comfort at the end of the day’ trib.al/X0RAlML
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Aug 15, 2024
It’s actually kind of funny that people pay any attention to beauty/skin/diet/fitness influencers who are in their 20’s. Like “what’s your secret??” Being 22. That’s their secret. If the kale salad exfoliation regimen still works after menopause THEN they might be on to something
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Mar 14, 2024
9-year-old nephew asked me to spell “I cup” today and I’m just glad that in this brave new world with its Fortnites and its possibly banned TikToks that the old oral traditions of peer humiliation are still alive and well
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Oct 21, 2016
I know "champagne socialist" is supposed to be an insult but honestly who WOULDN'T want a nice glass of bubbly and universal health care
Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Jan 7, 2021
A good thing to remember when comparing this with the police response to BLM is that it is perfectly legal - and in fact a sacrosanct right of democracy - to participate in protests, whereas it is a literal federal crime to perpetrate an armed insurrection of the Capitol building
Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Dec 19, 2024
Anyone who “invested” in a “Hawk Tuah memecoin” deserves to lose their life savings, I hope she pops back up and does it every 3 years like the Fyre Festival guy
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Jan 14, 2022
Early Hollywood scriptwriters be like I was your average door-to-door refrigerator salesman see then one day I’m hauling this icebox into Johnny MGM’s office and I put it down to light his cigar and he says to me he says hey kid how would you like to be in the picture business
Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
May 9, 2019
Since men are responsible for 100% of unwanted pregnancies, why don't we just mandate vasectomies for all men until they are ready to seek reversal?
Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Apr 17, 2024
SHE’S NEVER WRONG KEITH
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Apr 16, 2024
Replying to @BoringDrew
Oh shit 🎯
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Mar 20, 2024
Unfriendly reminder that the entertainment industry has a sexual predator problem because the WORLD has a sexual predator problem. Hollywood, tragically, isn't grosser than anywhere else in the world; it's just that its monsters and/or victims are people you might’ve heard of.
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
Apr 16, 2024
Replying to @Novaya_Tofana
To be fair neither do I. Ironically (and terrifyingly) the AI Girlfriend Guyz and I probably have SO much in common!! Sloth, gluttony, lust, self-loathing…
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