you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again- one time i went to get a full body massage and the woman doing it asked me if i wanted my feet massaged too, and i said no, because my feet are incredibly sensitive, but she said, “oh i just cant help myself” and did it anyway
- people love when i do my little trick for them
- carbon ink just blew up on me and now im blue. fuck my stupid megamind life.
- what if you have an ass the size of a mac truck thoughThis post is unavailable.
- im sorry guys im sorry its my faultbabe wake up jacksepticeye unfollowed markiplier
- if i were a man i would tweet out “being a stay at home husband is awesome because you can try on your girl’s underwear when shes at work”
- im a fucked up pervert but in a really cool chill way
- Replying to @SSSmallTeashe moved on to my other foot and said “i did one i *gotta* do the other now!” and i was like Lady Please Im going to Die on this Massage Bed
