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Hutch
@nolittleman
*Join a Union* Cumbrian. Mountain Leader. ex RAF Reg. LUFC 90’s West Stand B.
Workington, marra
instagram.com/mountainhutch
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    @nolittleman
    Jan 1, 2025
    More Luigis, less* Elons. I’m going to disappear off here and build my outdoor business. You can find me on TikTok @ LakesHutch or on Instagram @ MountainHutch. (Or even up a real Mountain). *fewer?
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    @nolittleman
    Jan 24, 2019
    No idea what bin it is tomorrow. Neighbours know that I rely on them to make the first bin move. Yet not one bin out yet. Bin mind games. Long night ahead.
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    @nolittleman
    Oct 18, 2024
    Just changed my work hours to part time. This summer I was sat at my desk staring out the window at the few sunny days we had. I’m 52 and will be good for fuck all at 67. I’m living now. Fuck the money.
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    @nolittleman
    Apr 25, 2024
    Told my ma I was going into the office today. She said “oh that’s nice you’ll get to see all your pals”.
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    @nolittleman
    Dec 22, 2023
    Getting owned by my teenagers again
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    @nolittleman
    Jun 30, 2024
    Jealous of Jay Slater missing this shite.
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    @nolittleman
    May 26, 2024
    There’s one lad on in this pub and he’s just spent 25 minutes making intricate cocktails for about four women while the bar is ten deep. There needs to be some sort of triage system.
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    @nolittleman
    Aug 8, 2024
    Just heard someone call all these Billionaire tech gimps The Nerd Reich. Perfect.
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    @nolittleman
    Apr 22, 2022
    Replying to @andyburnham and @AndyBurnhamGM
    I'm only here for all the defenders of the shittest rail system in Europe, who will scour the internet to prove you wrong. LOOK ANDY I FOUND ONE FOR ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN POUNDS YOU LOSE. No Gavin, we all lose.
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    @nolittleman
    Apr 25, 2024
    Replying to @itcomeoff
    Kinda sad you don’t speak to your ma.
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    @nolittleman
    Dec 22, 2023
    Replying to @nolittleman
    Fully bodied here.
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    @nolittleman
    Apr 14, 2019
    Replying to @ALBY_LAD
    Can’t be the only one who thinks the bloke in the car is a bully a coward and an arsehole. Filming it for laughs then getting the hump because he needs to wait 2 mins for a disabled old woman. Wanker.
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    @nolittleman
    Nov 11, 2021
    As ever, I’ll remember my grandparents but also Bob, a frightened young man up there in the sky. Fighting to keep Nazis away from his mum. As good a cause as you’ll get.
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    @nolittleman
    Jan 2, 2020
    There are actual grown men saying they won’t go to Greggs any more because of Vegan Steak Bakes. Imagine having masculinity that fragile.