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Nick Schadegg
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Nick Schadegg
@nickschadegg
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Adelaide, South Australia
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Dec 23, 2024
    “have to learn negative numbers”
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Sep 23, 2022
    just because she spent millions of dollars covering up sex crimes it doesn’t make her a catholic
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    The Spectator
    @spectator
    Sep 22, 2022
    Should Queen Elizabeth II be made a saint? ✍️ Charles Moore spectator.co.uk/article/should…
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Jan 6, 2024
    you’re not a true patriot unless you double salute the Flag
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Sep 9, 2024
    today’s NYT word puzzle: which six letter word did he call this black man on the internet
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Mar 3, 2025
    Just minding his own business, in a tank
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Oct 4, 2020
    the virgin trump vs the chad berdymukhamedov
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Aug 4, 2025
    has anyone studied why right wing guys always look like this
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    Caleb Bond
    @TheCalebBond
    Aug 4, 2025
    Has anyone studied why far-left women get that short, straight fringe haircut that looks like it was done with kitchen scissors?
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Jul 16, 2024
    amazingly quick journey from “the choccy milk headband is genocide” to “it’s ok if it’s satire”
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    May 16, 2025
    lmao
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Apr 1, 2020
    rationing is teaching this generation to make the most of what they have
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Nov 23, 2023
    why don’t children trust the media 😩
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Aug 1, 2023
    farewell martin, i guess we’ll never get to the bottom of what the fuck you were talking about
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Dec 23, 2024
    Replying to @nickschadegg
    there are dozens of negative numbers, please don’t make me learn all of them
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    Nick Schadegg
    @nickschadegg
    Apr 3, 2025
    to make vanilla, simply add vanilla. Vanilla beans come from the supermarket
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