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Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
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Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
@nastyriff
AI is hype. Slop purveyors blocked. Not impressed. Companies should not be allowed to own private homes. ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸงŠ
Bremerton, WA
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Nov 14, 2025
    Important announcement.
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Feb 28, 2023
    Replying to @JPHilllllll
    If you don't have the hundred mil, I gotchu right here. ๐Ÿ‘‡
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    May 4, 2021
    The thing we have to be ready to fight, once teleworking becomes more the norm, is surveillance in the home. "Productivity monitors" or some such nonsense. Keyloggers, motion detectors.
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Mar 25, 2025
    Replying to @facetedcarapace
    You're asking why these people chose Oakley as a name?
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Oct 28, 2021
    Honestly, they should do this when the shake machine is "being cleaned" so I don't sit in the fuckin' drive-through for nothing.
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Jan 14, 2022
    Replying to @thehill
    People are dying by the stadium full but asking for any kind of meaningful relief they're treated like spoiled children? There are more words I want to say, but they're not polite.
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Mar 26, 2024
    Replying to @sexyRFK
    The boobs on the woman who loves you back are the best ones.
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Jan 6, 2022
    Non-Fungible Tolkien
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Jan 5, 2021
    BREAKING: Kamala Harris relates personal story of time she was bitten by a radioactive spider, developed exceptional abilities.
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Jan 10, 2020
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @idonotbleed
    Look, I don't care if you're sick. I have 3 stepmoms stuck in dryers so I need you to pull it together and get down here!
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Apr 8, 2025
    Replying to @twinprincessltd
    Litterbox that close to the bed in a cavernous empty house is crazy work.
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Apr 12, 2022
    ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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    Your dark woke gen X dad. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ
    @nastyriff
    Jun 28, 2021
    Replying to @xamdl4
    My gf literally went out in our yard and picked lettuce leaves that were sitting ON THE GROUND, and carrot/onions/radishes covered in mud, and then she was like "I'm gonna wash these and make a salad." ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ