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neural oscillator of uncertain significance
@mycoliza
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Aug 25, 2020
    Replying to @mycoliza
    (for those of you who were wondering "when is she gonna make this thread be about linked lists, the answer is "now". this is the part where i make this about linked lists.)
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Mar 24, 2024
    i liked how Dune 2 has a scene where Paul says something like “i’m not the Mahdi, i’m here to learn from the fremen, not to lead you” and Stilgar is like “that’s exactly what the Mahdi would say” because there’s almost exactly the same scene in Monty Python’s Life of Brian
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Apr 23, 2021
    twitter, stop suggesting "topics" to me, i am here to see my friends' extremely deranged poasts ONLY
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    May 2, 2022
    are economists okay
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Mar 23, 2025
    Replying to @DrPhiltill
    complicated syrup
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Apr 19, 2024
    new type of guy just dropped
    Juror 4 is an engineer from the Upper West Side. Asked how he was during jury selection, he responded, “I am freezing.” When a lawyer asked if he had strong feelings about Mr. Trump, he responded “No, not really.”
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Sep 18, 2024
    why does this look like a screenshot of an assembly language instruction listing
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    frye
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    Sep 17, 2024
    incredible run right here
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Mar 15, 2025
    okay, here’s a concept: a Montana-based company that offers instant, API-driven marriages. like Stripe but for matrimony
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    Terrible Maps
    @TerribleMaps
    Mar 15, 2025
    How many spouses do you actually need at a wedding for a marriage to be valid
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    @mycoliza
    Apr 3, 2024
    MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE BUILDING THE MODERN WORLD ON TOP OF SOME RANDOM PEOPLE’S HOBBY
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    Heather Adkins - Ꜻ - Spes consilium non est
    @argvee
    Apr 2, 2024
    Unpopular opinion: If your hobby is now responsible for running the modern world, it’s no longer just a hobby.
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Jan 21, 2022
    slide from an IBM presentation, 1979
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Oct 26, 2024
    i hate it when people are like “javascript is the worst programming language ever”
like bitch first of all it’s not a language, it’s like some other shit. plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf hoe.
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    ⁎⁺˳✧༚ 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒 🎀💛💙🇺🇦💙💛
    @hot_girl_spring
    Oct 26, 2024
    javascript is probably the worst programming language ever made
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Sep 25, 2025
    > text editor company > makes their own font > it isn’t even monospace
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    Ryo Lu
    Cursor
    @ryolu_
    Sep 23, 2025
    Replying to @ryolu_
    A new era deserves a new look. Refined logo. Modular grid. And our own typeface: Cursor Gothic.
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    neural oscillator of uncertain significance
    @mycoliza
    Sep 1, 2024
    sometimes i just like to mess with ‘em
    YouTube advertiser survey 
Which of these brands have you heard of?

❌Google
❌Apple
❌Amazon
❌Microsoft
✔️None of the above
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    @mycoliza
    Aug 3, 2024
    so, on one hand, this is horrifying, but on the other hand, it actually does do what you would expect, which is pretty unusual for javascript
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    matia 🇭🇷
    @joyofcodedev
    Aug 1, 2024
    I always thought `.length` was read-only 🙈
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