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Baked and breadpilled. Father of five beautiful retarded daughters.
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    Sep 3, 2024
    TOLKEIN WROTE LOTR DURING WWII
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    Harry Robinson
    @HarryLotusEater
    Sep 3, 2024
    From GRRM’s latest blog post: ‘I still haven’t written Winds of Winter… uhhh… because of fascism.’
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    Aug 2, 2025
    idc im throating em all to the heel
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    eSMILE | I CAN'T SLEEP
    @eSM1LE_
    Aug 2, 2025
    Feet warm-up which is ur fav
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    Mar 16, 2025
    Replying to @chribdotnet
    them ovaries are taking a hammering
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    Aug 5, 2025
    i am a paramedic. i tried to refer a patient who was having a heart attack to our specialist heart attack centre, but the lady didnt like my admittedly loud voice (driving with sirens on) and refused us, telling us to go to a&e at a different hospital.
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    Brewgaloo
    @Brewgaloo_
    Aug 5, 2025
    Share some lore about the time the NHS tried to kill you or someone you love.
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    Aug 16, 2025
    going on hrt but not changing pronouns
    GIF
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    Aug 5, 2025
    Replying to @munkimoder
    "hey that's not you or someone you love" all men are my brothers and all women my sisters
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    Jan 17, 2025
    Replying to @telyhouse
    it annoys me when they start injecting unnecessary plot and medicine into house. i dont have a problem with doctors, i just wish they wouldnt practise in my face about it, yknow?
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    Sep 3, 2024
    Replying to @davidrazi and @PandasAndVidya
    fascism was rising. slowly...
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    Nov 21, 2024
    Replying to @CeruleanFI
    why would someone report someone for sleeping in a car tho?
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    Jun 14, 2025
    Replying to @airshaped
    if only there was some way to differentiate between an official government account and some rando...
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    Aug 15, 2025
    Replying to @furmerly
    mums do these things to let you know that they know while avoiding an awkward conversation about it
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    Aug 5, 2025
    Replying to @KoshkaBaluga
    im not an emt, and dont tell me how to do my job.
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    Mar 4, 2025
    Replying to @sealskull
    ur dad is so cool is he single?
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    Apr 26, 2025
    Replying to @GreenTextRepost and @Epicartworks
    wait where's the sex?
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