i’ll braid the grass before i worry about why a bitch don’t like me
- saved a 25 year old (25)(twenty five) (20 5)(25 btw) man’s number in my phone, and he looked at it and said “damn no emojis”.
- my friend just said waiting for an uber feels like prostitution
- so i can look like thisWhy are you paying 300 dollars for a hoodie…
- INSTA WANT YOU TO MAKE YOUR HIGHLIGHT INTO A REEL SOOOOO BAAADDDDDDD
- when i steal my old nigga playlist and my new nigga tell me i got good music taste
- LMFAOOOOOOO😭😭 i didn’t know my sister took a pic when it happenedi’m at wendy’s in jamaica and this man just came up to me and observed all of my tattoos and said “no sah”
