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Mike 🧸
@mrice97
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Chicago, IL
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Nov 27, 2022
    Y’all ever seen a fairy beat both his brothers at the gun range?
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Jun 6, 2023
    This video was so depressing that I started tearing up watching it
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Dec 9, 2023
    Owning a MacBook Pro from 2015
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Jul 15, 2022
    I can’t stop thinking about Her
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Jan 5, 2024
    NOBODY MOVE 🔫
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Oct 16, 2025
    Or you can just buy it :)
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    kage
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    Oct 13, 2025
    Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Jun 27, 2023
    Fired 2 weeks after moving into a new apartment
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Apr 13, 2023
    Replying to @helen
    I question if not actually squeezing the lemon is a reference to this classic video
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Jun 7, 2023
    Replying to @JerimiahLee
    It’s not “feminine” to purchase 2 tacky wealth-signals that have gone viral on tiktok. It’s just poor taste.
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    Mike 🧸
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    Jun 6, 2023
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    May 3, 2024
    Just got laid off. Again.
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    E! News
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    E! News
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Dec 8, 2024
    Trough urinals when you’re a little tipsy >>>
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Jun 7, 2023
    Replying to @Frogisis
    Completely. It’s like he’s stuck in eternal limbo.
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Nov 24, 2020
    No emoji could ever replace 0_o

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