f boyer (@mrfboyer) / X

f boyer

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f boyer

@mrfboyer

Cultural arbitrager. Visionary tastemaker. Arbiter of cool. Adjudicator of zeitgeist. Professional opportunist. Beautiful chaotic energy.

Vail, CO

Joined January 2011

f boyer
@mrfboyer
Jun 2, 2024
When I was 30, my best friend & I partied super hard & had the sort of crazy nights you only fantasize about. Now we’re 46 I’m married with kids & he’s still partying We hung out tonight, & I assure you: He’s a loser.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Jan 10, 2025
Replying to @Rich_Cooper
You clearly don’t know many female doctor couples. She’s not going anywhere.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Jan 5, 2025
I will die on the hill that 99% of people think they want wood burning fireplaces but actually prefer gas burning once they have one. Gas fireplaces are a modern marvel.
Jeff Feldman
@Jefffeldman
Jan 5, 2025
My one piece of advice in life: Do whatever you can to get yourself a wood-burning fire place.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Feb 11, 2024
Here’s a business for all you side hustle nerds: Met a guy a dinner last night who makes and sells clear ice cubes to restaurants for $2/ea Sells about 3000 a week. Makes them in his garage.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Nov 21, 2023
New side hustle: Pay me $100 and I’ll show up and quote your wife an obscene amount of money for renovations she wants you to do around the house.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Nov 30, 2024
Friend just had me look at her landscaping plan from a private equity owned landscaper: $202k Sent her to a buddy who bid it at $44k These roll-ups are long term doomed. I predict the original owners will buy back for penny’s on the dollar.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Oct 31, 2025
Values? Bro, this is a tractor company.
Meccanica
@wattreach
Oct 30, 2025
I hate that these exist, the Italians sold out their values to make these.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Oct 30, 2025
Relax bro. People are just tired of Chipotle and it’s no longer the deal that it was at one time. $18 burritos just don’t hit the same.
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimian
Oct 29, 2025
BREAKING: Chipotle COLLAPSED after reporting horrible earnings today. The consumer is OUT of money.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Nov 7, 2025
I’m a pretty handy guy. And with the help of AI I figured I could easily rewire some boiler valves to work with my new smart thermostats. I used ChatGPT, Grok and Gemini …so anyway, Mr Plumber is here getting the heat working again because all the AI advice was wrong.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Jun 2, 2024
Replying to @ApartheidElonX
I hardly know this guy any more. I’m putting it out there more of a warning to guys who think that the party can go on forever…turns out, you really don’t wanna be the old balls at the party.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Sep 27, 2025
If you saw this photo and thought “I should invest with this guy” you deserve to lose your money.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Apr 13, 2022
Replying to @hognif and @prisoninvestor1
This is based on a real case in NYC…prison owners bribing judge to send kids to juvenile jail. Google it.
f boyer
@mrfboyer
Jul 20, 2024
I graduated college with a guy who had a 4.0 in engineering, was an All American athlete, got a PhD for the fun of it and then got tech rich If you met him you’d have no idea he wasn’t just a run of the mill frat dude That’s Pete. Real life intellectual monster.
f boyer
@mrfboyer
Jul 20, 2024
100% co-sign this. I’ve also known a lot of JD Vance. The Internet is full of them, lots of them sell courses.
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f boyer
@mrfboyer
Jun 2, 2024
Replying to @FTHBrock
Would you like to buy my course?
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