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Spy. Dammit! Ex-spy. “Imagine a child’s drawing of a magic leek.” - @captainward who/whom Contact: [email protected] Avi pic: @ClaraMolden. I mute killjoys.
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    Dec 28, 2024
    Huge thanks to Sam and Radio 3 for letting me use this premise to play some truly excellent music. I’m presenting Music Matters for the next six Saturdays, starting at 1pm today. You can find it on BBC Sounds post-transmission, innit.
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    Dec 28, 2024
    Delighted to be welcoming @mrchrisaddison to @BBCRadio3 to present a new, six-part series: ‘Satire and the Stave’. Episode 1 at 1pm today, and any time after that @BBCSounds: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…
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    Mar 4, 2017
    Here is a diagram I've done outlining the complex web of connections between the Trump team and Russia.
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    Jan 29, 2019
    It’s a peculiar anomaly that Brexiters can clearly recall World War 2 yet have no apparent memory of The Troubles in Northern Ireland.
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    Apr 10, 2019
    Brexiters: We hold all the cards! Europe: ....We’re playing chess.
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    Jun 4, 2021
    It's absolutely staggering to me that a party which basically fought a referendum and a whole bunch of elections screaming about controlling our borders has, during a global pandemic, not even attempted to control our borders.
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    Jan 12, 2022
    But nobody was allowed to have work events, either.
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    Jul 6, 2022
    Remember when Belgium didn’t have a government for ages and it started to do better as a country cos the civil servants were just able to get on with it? Worth a go, no?
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    May 1, 2021
    Laurence Fox is a one man advert for getting counselling following a divorce.
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    Aug 28, 2019
    Fuck’s sake. I only just finished stockpiling for a No Deal Brexit. Now I have to do it all again for a civil war?
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    Aug 6, 2021
    .@Conservatives My daughter replaced her phone today. Managed to transfer all her WhatsApp messages across from her old one because that’s a standard thing people do. HASHTAG JUST SAYING.
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    Oct 1, 2021
    In a world with decency, shame and consequences the head of the Met would resign. If they didn’t, the Home Secretary would fire them. And if the Home Secretary refused, the PM would remove the Home Secretary. That’s in a world with decency, shame and consequences.
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    Jul 25, 2018
    Eton! Please stop telling your boys their job is to go out and run the world because they are absolutely shit at it. cc. Ofsted
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    Dec 12, 2021
    The NHS website is struggling because loads of people are trying to book boosters. This announcement definitely worked. So could I urge the Prime Minister to make a similar announcement explaining to people that masks also go over their fucking nose.
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    Dec 18, 2021
    I honestly and sincerely believe that #Strictly is a force for good in the world.