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@monkchips
redmonk co-founder, sunshine in a bag, industry analyst loves developers, "motivating in a surreal kind of way". came up with "progressive delivery". he/him
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    Oct 19, 2017
    daughter: i want to dress as a headless Henry VIII for halloween. me: uh, it was actually his wives that were beheaded daughter: exactly
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    Mar 31, 2020
    Replying to @neilmwebb and @GeoffSlaughter
    i call it Coping From Home.
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    May 24, 2017
    arguably the most powerful tech company in the world hires engineers in their 60s. we should all learn from that redmonk.com/jgovernor/2017โ€ฆ
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    Mar 8, 2021
    the modern tech industry is basically folks just endlessly remaking remakes of heroku
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    Oct 19, 2022
    Couple of SPARC servers casually hanging out outside the chicken shop on my street this morning
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    Sep 4, 2017
    What Itโ€™s Like to Be a Woman at a Tech Conference shift.newco.co/what-its-like-โ€ฆ this photo
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    Mar 2, 2022
    just spoke to a friend, her boyfriend's team is mostly Ukrainian. they are working for two or three hours, writing software, then going out to fight, before coming back to do some more work. and here's me thinking it's hard to get anything done... ukraine strength ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฏ
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    Oct 21, 2019
    i saw a white man tell a black women in tech to shut up today and, frankly, it disgusted me. i am heading over to @blackgirlscode to make a donation right now. fuck that guy. black women's voices are vital. blackgirlscode.com
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    Feb 26, 2018
    why are nigerian artists so incredible at hyper-realistic drawing and painting? x.com/i/moments/9681โ€ฆ
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    Jun 21, 2021
    gonna tell my kids this was how we deployed a kubernetes cluster
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    @grescoe
    Jun 20, 2021
    Sorry Erich von Dรคnikenโ€”you donโ€™t need aliens to explain the Pyramids and Easter Islandโ€ฆjust very determined and ingenious Homo sapiens. x.com/JoaquimCampa/sโ€ฆ
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    Jun 13, 2021
    My fellow men, for the love of all things holy, if you say something women find offensive or unhelpful, please pay attention to them when they point it out. They are not a "mob", they are not "you people", they are concerned humans trying to help you be kinder and better.
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    Oct 31, 2022
    "Web 3" folks spent the last couple of years telling us decentralised is clearly better because you own your own data or some nonsense and now everyone is like how the fuck does mastadon even work why isn't there one centralised service? And that's just the nerds.
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    Jun 14, 2024
    this from @forrestbrazeal is just wonderful. i properly laughed out loud
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    Dec 14, 2018
    When you bring home some cute stickers for the kids but don't read the small print before you hand them over. Thanks @ashleymcnamara ๐Ÿคฃ

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