Japanese woman asked me my blood type
I said O-
She laughed and said "of course you are"
...what?
- If you're hiding a friend in your attic, and his mortal enemy comes to the door and asks if he's there, the *question* is a lie. They're really asking "can I come in and kill your friend?" "No" is a completely truthful answer to that question. A lot of life works like this.
- (I do, fwiw)
- There are two American flags in this pictureReaders added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThe Moon actually contains six United States flags planted during Apollo missions 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, and 17, bringing the total number of flags in this image to seven. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_A…
- real talk if we get clinical immortality men will generally die accidentally by 200 and women will turn into X-risk hive-queens by 2000
- The most effective presidency ever portrayed on film. Faced with an impossible problem, he holds his fragile coalition together, deputizes the exact right person to solve a famine, and gets it solved. In one week.Replying to @monistowl and @qephatziel
- Japan will rearm, and whether you think that's a good or a bad thing, it will undeniably look really cool
- Replying to @monistowlGood Lord I just understood why Jesuits are a thing
- blessed community noteThere are two American flags in this pictureReaders added contextThe Moon actually contains six United States flags planted during Apollo missions 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, and 17, bringing the total number of flags in this image to seven. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_A…
- want to know the secret of infinite rizz simply do not lie
