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Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
@molmutius
Proud father of Belinus and Brennius. Victor in the Civil War of the Five Kings. Creator of the Molmutine Laws. Possibly invented by Geoffrey of Monmouth.
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
    @molmutius
    Nov 30, 2023
    Whatever you believe about the politics of this account, let me make one thing clear: I am first and foremost a Groucho Marxist. Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @williamnhutton
    That word “hoarded” in relation to farmers is sulfurously redolent of Mao and Stalin. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
    @molmutius
    Oct 26, 2025
    “You are finally in my clutches, Hadush Kebatu. Now face the ultimate Yookay sanction: a semi-detached, new-build Barratt Home on the outskirts of Cheltenham, conveniently situated near a primary school.”
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    @BBCBreaking
    Oct 26, 2025
    Migrant sex offender released from prison in error arrested in London after manhunt, say UK police bbc.in/42YLSNR
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
    @molmutius
    Dec 21, 2024
    We have the ability to georestrict people. They’re called “borders”.
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Sep 14, 2025
    Hard not to hate this person. Not a feeling I enjoy.
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    Truthseeker
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    Truthseeker
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Aug 25, 2025
    Spanish state television should make hagiographic Windrush-style documentaries about the first budget flights from British regional airports to the Costa Del Sol.
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    JRF
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    Aug 25, 2025
    There are no “Brits in Spain”. It’s not possible. If a formerly British person settles in Spain they become Spanish. In fact, they are just as Spanish as a person whose family has been there 1000 years.
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Nov 25, 2024
    Replying to @themichaelcaine
    Blow their bloody doors off, Sir Michael!
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Nov 9, 2024
    Replying to @JeremyClarkson and @DoDifferent_NFN
    The crown is in the gutter. Destiny calls.
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Jul 2, 2025
    Replying to @BBCNews
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Sep 24, 2025
    Replying to @Channel4News
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Sep 13, 2025
    Britain is so two-tier, it has been internalised by these people. She films a video of her face with her surname in her handle and shouts “kill them all” to her many followers. It would never occur to her that the UK state would target her. She may come unstuck in this instance.
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    Defiant L’s
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    Sep 12, 2025
    British TikToker with 200K followers tells fans “kill them all, kill them all” in reaction to Charlie Kirk’s murder. Absolutely insane.
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Sep 1, 2025
    Still waiting for quote to replace a window from this bloke.
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    Wylfċen
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    Sep 1, 2025
    Reconstruction of an Anglo-Saxon from the 400s. What do you think he’d think of England today?
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Aug 16, 2025
    BTW, I’ve lost count of the number of times people tempt the gods like this and then fall victim in pretty short order. Incredible hubris.
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    Rosie Holt
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    Aug 15, 2025
    24 hours in Lawless London.
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    Dunvallo Molmutius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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    Sep 2, 2025
    I truly believe the British state has gone mad. It is Hobbes’s leviathan as King George III, a destructive shambling giant, stuttering delusions and lashing-out randomly at phantoms, as toxins consume its mind and body.
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