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Megan Townsend

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Megan Townsend

@mmtowns

The saint from St.Helens,she/her, Deputy Editor @mixmag | Dm's r open... but the views?! those are mine baby

Joined October 2014

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Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Dec 4, 2023
“It’s not castles in the sky, it’s beyond that - it’s the apocalypse” I profiled @evian_christ for the latest @Mixmag cover — talking trance, strobes + the sublime 📷: Igor Pjörrt Feature: shorturl.at/mtDE0 Cover Mix: shorturl.at/isBL1
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Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Mar 29, 2022
I shit you not a woman is watching Shrek next me on the tube loudly from her phone and I looked over at it and she turned her phone so I could also watch Shrek
Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Jan 11, 2021
Sorry you’re nothing but evil if you’re going to cut a fucking pepper in half because you don’t think a child deserves a full one
Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Nov 27, 2020
So excited for tier 2 x
Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Jun 4, 2024
Once again proving the UK’s most powerful individuals are girlies with a full set of gels and lash extensions - cross them at their peril, they will get you
Colin Millar
@Millar_Colin
Jun 4, 2024
Nigel Farage being drenched in milkshake outside Clacton's Wetherspoons. A three-part story captured by Ben Stansall, AFP/Getty Images.
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Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Mar 29, 2022
Replying to @mmtowns
It wasn’t in in English so I had no idea it was Shrek btw like, the only reason I looked over is because the Shrek version of hallelujah was playing and I could recognise it literally anywhere
Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Mar 19, 2020
No lockdown ever has all four 1. A garden 2. A girlfriend/boyfriend 3. A pet 4. Full pack of Paracetamol
Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Mar 29, 2022
Replying to @mmtowns
This isn’t a complaint either this is a rush hour crush
Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Mar 29, 2022
Replying to @mmtowns
I know I’ve been talking about Shrek a lot recently but I’m genuinely being serious
Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Sep 21, 2023
He’s verging on being a national treasure at this point
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
Sep 21, 2023
Daniel Khalife denies Wandsworth prison escape bbc.in/3ZsqoFX
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Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Oct 27, 2021
Soz but retired GPs trying to make it so the next generation have a safe habitable planet don’t deserve this shit
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Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Oct 19, 2020
Fellas is it gay to survive a car crash
Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Feb 4, 2023
Helena Bonham Carter is a prime example of how people delude themselves into thinking posh-but-quirky people are iconic when they are actually just massive tories
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Megan Townsend
@mmtowns
Apr 1, 2022
Remember 6 months ago when everyone was encouraging running over pensioners prostesting for better insulation for our houses to stop an energy crisis and now it’s gonna cost a grand to heat a one-bed bungalow for a month lmfao