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๐–’๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–๐–†๐–Š๐–‘๐–ˆ๐–š๐–—๐–Ÿ๐–Ž
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    Sep 1, 2025
    "The Emperor was often known to remove his cross of the Lรฉgion d'Honneur & place it with his own hands on the bosom of a brave man. Louis XIV would have first inquired if this brave man was noble. Napoleon asked if the noble was brave." โ€”Captain Elzรฉar Blaze of the Imperial Guard
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    When you haven't seen your bro in a while but you hang out again and it's exactly the same
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    Feb 24, 2024
    Imagine just finding this thing
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    Archaeology & Art
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    Feb 23, 2024
    A rare image of the Sphinx taken from a hot air balloon, in the early 20th century. (Before excavation and restoration)
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    Oct 1, 2022
    Get you a woman who
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    Aug 28, 2021
    Colonel, Iโ€™m trying to erase the whiteboard, but Iโ€™m dummy thicc, and the clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the students
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    @michaelcurzi
    Jun 2, 2024
    I wish I could explain how important it is to me, as a man, to have some bros in my life who will sometimes say 'damn that's crazy, do you want anything else on the pizza tho'
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    meatball times
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    Jun 1, 2024
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    my male friend's response to me crying on his sofa? "dude, I'm sorry, that's crazy. What topping do you want on your pizza?" what the fuck? friends for 15 years, this is his response? not all guys are like this, but could you imagine literally any woman doing this?
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    A collection of artworks depicting iguanodons ending dudes with their thumb knives
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    May 28, 2024
    Incredible ๐Ÿ˜‚ the kids are alright
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    Jan 18, 2023
    Apparently octopuses have a 2 year lifespan and despite not being social creatures become social when dosed with MDMA. We need to do MDMA water + iterated embryo selection breeding program and make hyper social octopuses which will become more intelligent via enhanced sociality
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    Nov 5, 2024
    Googling this science fact has led me to a truly advanced reaction image
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    It is in no way exclusive to lionesses. All female mammals, including humans, respond to male sexual stimulation with the lordosis posture to facilitate penetration.
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    Feb 29, 2024
    My buddy casually drops yesterday that he once lost 20 lbs eating nothing but cottage cheese for three weeks straight. A 48 oz tub/day. I lose it laughing & he chuckles too but it's not clear he gets it. 'Dog weren't you sick of cottage cheese??' 'Nah I mean it was only 3 weeks'
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    Holy fuck the cast of Prince of Egypt
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