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Meta Mato
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Meta Mato
@meta_mato
Unsafe Person. Kid Icarus Fan. Emotional tapeworm of society. Video Games are a Human Right. 🇺🇸
America (Not Canada (yet))
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Joined December 2021
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    Meta Mato
    @meta_mato
    Jun 25, 2025
    Replying to @ShitpostGate
    Makes sense. If the gays get married, he'd have less customers.
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    @meta_mato
    Jun 10, 2025
    Replying to @imagesaicouldnt
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    @meta_mato
    Aug 29, 2025
    Replying to @Pirat_Nation
    Literally all that's needed.
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    @meta_mato
    Oct 21, 2025
    Replying to @theemilygwen
    Lesbian AND a hobo? Man you need to pick a struggle.
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    @meta_mato
    Oct 9, 2025
    Replying to @benzaehringer
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    @meta_mato
    Sep 9, 2025
    Replying to @HubPointless
    "Cameo" and it's the main fucking character.
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    @meta_mato
    Jul 31, 2025
    Replying to @imagesaicouldnt
    I'd be pretty freaked out if I had a chicken that had been alive for 94 years, so this is pretty scary.
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    @meta_mato
    Jul 30, 2025
    Replying to @insanefrog
    And they say AI isn't art.
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    @meta_mato
    Jun 16, 2025
    Replying to @shitpost_2049
    This isn't even a fucking dinosaur.
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    @meta_mato
    Aug 24, 2025
    Replying to @ShitpostRock
    Reminder that Kirby used to be a little ghostly fella.
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    @meta_mato
    Jun 11, 2025
    Replying to @found_it_funny
    Oh yeah, I remember the egg prices argument. Why don't they use it anymore?
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    @meta_mato
    Aug 10, 2025
    Replying to @imagesaicouldnt
    This subreddit needs a hero.
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    @meta_mato
    Nov 24, 2024
    Replying to @GoodReddit
    I like how the teacher specifically docked 11 points for that too. Like they could have just given them a 0 but no they had to go the extra mile and remove 3 extra points just to send a message.
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    @meta_mato
    Mar 19, 2024
    Replying to @reddit_lies and @HeGetsUs
    "Religious trauma" is basically just code for "My dad wouldn't let me watch Family Guy when I was a kid".
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