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@melchizedek420
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Jun 7, 2024
    what the hell is that liquid
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    R_Reels🔞
    @RestrictedReels
    Jun 6, 2024
    Husband throws red liquid at ex wife while at a restaurant, causing a fire.
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Apr 8, 2025
    Hit the typewriter nigga
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    Winter Is Coming
    @WiCnet
    Apr 8, 2025
    George R.R. Martin holds the first new dire wolf born in 10,000 years
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Nov 5, 2025
    Ratio
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    George Santos
    @Georgesantos
    Nov 5, 2025
    Fuck you @CurtisSliwa I HATE YOU, your dumb wife, that stupid Beret of yours and all your fucking cats!
    4.8M
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Sep 14, 2025
    Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know
    2.3M
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Aug 25, 2024
    How miserable you gotta be to post this on a Saturday
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    1.7M
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    May 16, 2025
    White people when the doordasher arrives
    1.7M
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Sep 29, 2024
    This Japanese is a genius
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    2.3M
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Jul 10, 2025
    Not even remotely my problem
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    All day Astronomy
    @forallcurious
    Jul 10, 2025
    🚨BREAKING: Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space, scientists say
    2M
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Mar 9, 2025
    This shit must go so insanely fucking hard if you’re a knuckle dragging retard
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    MAGA Voice
    @MAGAVoice
    Mar 9, 2025
    HOLY SH*T 🚨 Kash Patel and Mel Gibson shock the world by teaming up at UFC. This is so epic 🔥 Hollywood Ped*phile Elites should be very worried THIS IS HUGE
    1.4M
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Feb 1, 2025
    Pam from the Office naked
    2.7M
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Jul 26, 2024
    some gags just take it too far..
    626K
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Apr 23, 2024
    Thank you God for destroying this creature
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    Science girl
    @sciencegirl
    Apr 21, 2024
    The size of a Quetzalcoatlus, the largest flying creature ever
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    Sunlit Rain
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    Sunlit Rain
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Jul 12, 2025
    IPAs really hit the spot when you’re in the mood to drink a pine cone
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    Gabe
    @melchizedek420
    Apr 10, 2025
    The teacher said pencils down bro
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