Got into my Uber and he’s goes “ok we’re going to brooklyn?” Then he goes “OH! Manhattan! VERY NICE! I saw you walking and I thought we were going to Brooklyn. very sorry”
new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint
new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga
new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up
new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga
