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“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
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“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
@megantheevalium
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Chicago, IL
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Born August 20
Joined January 2016
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Nov 3, 2024
    they would have walked the fuck out of the mile in gym class
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Nov 3, 2024
    Chappell Roan & Bowen Yang holding hands on SNL.
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Feb 23, 2025
    literally chemicals that chewed up the ozone layer and made rfk’s voice like that
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    ♡ Honey Butter ♡
    @mintjellybirkin
    Feb 22, 2025
    what were they putting in the hairspray back then
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Sep 24, 2024
    notice how she’s not on her ipad and she’s actually enjoying the game though?
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    Collin Rugg
    @CollinRugg
    Sep 24, 2024
    NEW: Toddler caught throwing back a beer at the University of Texas football game over the weekend. The child, who appears to be about 4, was seen chugging a Michelob ULTRA. Her mother appeared to be completely oblivious to what was going on. According to the individual who
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Oct 1, 2024
    having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Jun 13, 2024
    haven’t been able to stop thinking about this since yesterday
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Oct 13, 2024
    if you don’t ask the answer is always no
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    Page Six
    New York Post
    @PageSix
    Oct 13, 2024
    Kanye West told wife Bianca Censori he wanted to sleep with her mom while she watched: lawsuit trib.al/P4kfufR
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Dec 7, 2024
    reading vitamin reviews. so real
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Jul 31, 2023
    The way she’s addicted to never serving
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Oct 21, 2023
    i loved caesar wraps i used to buy them for lunch all the time at panera for work but they were like 11 dollars and i complained to my ex that they were kinda steep and one day when we were fighting he was like and you’re a cheap ass bitch with your dry panera wraps like woah
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Jul 2, 2025
    is taylor swift taking advantage of a retarded man
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    Variety
    @Variety
    Jul 2, 2025
    Travis Kelce said the “hardest” part of hosting “SNL” was the preshow table read because he “can’t really read that well": “The writers’ rooms were fun because you’re just getting pitched ideas. The table reading, for a guy that can’t really read that well, it was kind of a
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Dec 23, 2023
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Oct 1, 2023
    i had to file a police report against him the following day because he spammed me with over 60 calls, texts and voicemails and threatened to kill me
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Sep 30, 2023
    A follower flew to Chicago to take me on a dinner date a first in Blassie history and certainly a fine reminder that IF HE WANTED TO, HE WOULD
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Oct 24, 2024
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    “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
    @megantheevalium
    Oct 14, 2023
    chat can someone find his twitter handle
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