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Mike Murphy
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Mike Murphy
@mcwm
EIC @IBMResearch. Raised in Britain with a Brooklyn accent. Longtime reporter. Views mine.
Brooklyn, NY
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Born October 31
Joined July 2008
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Jul 25, 2022
    there have now been three Marvel movies that have taken place since Eternals, and somehow no one has once mentioned how the Earth now has this dude sticking out of it
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Dec 27, 2017
    I would pay a whole $0.99 for a button that lets me look at Instagram chronologically
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Apr 20, 2021
    Lol someone in Union Square Park who looks like the mayor of marijuana is handing out free joints to people who show their completed vaccine card for 4/20 NYC is undefeated
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Mar 6, 2023
    did a car write this story
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Sep 30, 2020
    I feel like I’m watching a Facebook comment feed in real time
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Sep 13, 2019
    Dunkin is like a weed. It will fill any crevice it can find
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Feb 22, 2018
    I wish airports would split security lines up between people who've literally never been to an airport before and everyone else
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Jan 27, 2021
    GameStop, BlockBuster, Bed Bath & Beyond, AMC… it’s like some kids remembered their favorite places in the mall 20 years ago and decided to invest in them
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Mar 1, 2017
    Lol if you plug a Nintendo Switch into a new MacBook Pro, the Switch charges the laptop, not the other way around
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Jul 25, 2022
    Replying to @mcwm
    surely the Earth's tectonics, magnetism, tides, and gravity would all be... completely screwed up ?
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Mar 27, 2019
    Sitting completely still and doing nothing but smiling, this is what Samsung's AR emoji looks like for me on the S10+
    00:00
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Mar 28, 2019
    Whatever this broken email I’ve seemingly gotten by mistake is, it’s the best pitch I’ve ever received
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Feb 6, 2018
    Those two SpaceX boosters autonomously landing perfectly in unison was one of the most amazing things I’ve seen in a long time. Sometimes it really does feel like we live in the future.
    GIF
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    Mike Murphy
    @mcwm
    Jan 31, 2017
    Why does my pasta need an app I hate 2017