(Through tears) go on. Get outta here ya stupid president. Can’t you see nobody wants you around here?
That’s so beautiful, they’re releasing him back into the wild 🥹
matt
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matt
@mattybtweets69
Nyc aka tha big apple
Joined April 2013
- All the videos of people using the slide correctly prove that the slide is an apparatus of judgement. If you approach the slide with an impure heart it will toss you around and spit you out.Replying to @pissboymcgeeHere is my 3yo and husband using the slide. It’s big, but not throw you out the bottom big.
00:00 - Fuck you im never listening to Stairway to Heaven or any more of your dumbass songs ever againThis Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
- It’s about time I give this guy a taste of his own medicine. Using this picture I’ve deduced he’s on Mt. Kilimanjaro.climbing mt kilimijaro & attempting to memorize every us area code by the time i summit
- So many cartoons had adult jokes I didn’t get as a kid. I didn’t understand the bit where Jerry hits Tom with a frying pan so hard his face turns into the shape of a frying pan until I was 23.
- Socially anxious guy at strip club: Dude I think this stripper hates me
- The left testicle is the more logical and analytical one. The right is the creative and artistic testicle.
- Training for the cardboard guys who stand still uprisingget outside and train. @Tac_Res
00:00 - Don’t kill yourself. Think of how many great purchases you have ahead of you.
- Oldhead scheme. You don’t see scores like this nowadays just crypto rug pulls. .$20M in merchandise taken by burglars who tunneled through concrete into LA jewelry store trib.al/ECcQpNy
- If I was a lawyer I would start doing crowd work on the jury
- Certified lover boy? Certified cinephile! Tryna watch a movie and it’s probably A24!
