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matt ufford

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matt ufford

@mattufford

Head of Video and Audio at @YahooSports. Veteran of the Iraq War and several defunct blogs. Semper Fi.

Connecticut

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Joined February 2009

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matt ufford
@mattufford
Apr 22, 2021
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
matt ufford
@mattufford
Aug 16, 2024
astonishing that every day people wake up and decide to have a go in the menswear guy replies. “I’m gonna put this guy in his place.” no you’re not. you’re a henchman breaking into John Wick’s home. you’ve made bad life choices
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matt ufford
@mattufford
Jun 26, 2024
this is my new favorite piece of sports trivia
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matt ufford
@mattufford
Oct 25, 2024
I’m sorry but I need this broken down by player and position group
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matt ufford
@mattufford
Apr 5, 2017
Pepsi deleted its crap ad from its YouTube page! But not before I made a GIF of Kendall seeing poor people for the first time.
GIF
matt ufford
@mattufford
Jan 23, 2022
if you had told me at any time between 2005 and 2020 that Tom Brady would become more sympathetic than Aaron Rodgers I would’ve assumed Rodgers killed someone in a hit-and-run
matt ufford
@mattufford
Apr 7, 2020
my realistic memes never go viral
matt ufford
@mattufford
Feb 27, 2024
there are two movies in the 21st century that deserved to be a franchise but never got a sequel Hollywood's great untapped genre is Russell Crowe Has a Friend
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matt ufford
@mattufford
Jan 19, 2023
today I learned that Spencer Pratt’s Instagram is mostly him feeding hummingbirds, the 2000s are an unknowable ancient past
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matt ufford
@mattufford
Apr 17, 2021
the famously great barbecue
matt ufford
@mattufford
Jan 29, 2021
Nick Caserio: "We have zero interest in trading Deshaun Watson." Deshaun Watson, reporting to camp:
matt ufford
@mattufford
May 17, 2018
Roethlisberger is as mobile as ever
Ken Rice
@kenricepgh
May 17, 2018
Dumpster on the move on flooded Route 51 in Pittsburgh @KDKA
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matt ufford
@mattufford
Jul 25, 2021
first minute of an Olympic event: no idea who these people are 7th minute: Ross and Klineman need to finish the Chinese in 2 sets here, gotta stay fresh in pool play to challenge the Canadians for gold
matt ufford
@mattufford
Jul 26, 2022
Replying to @mosseri
I don’t want to watch videos on Instagram, period. I don’t want to make videos. All I want is to scroll through pleasant photos, and any data you have saying otherwise is because product changes intruded on my curation.