“I couldn’t live in Chicago, the winters are too bad”
Yeah man, but that first 70 degree day in March is a high that can’t be explained or appreciated unless you’re here.
She’s a big city ad exec home in Gingerbread Falls for the holidays trying to find herself. He’s a clumsy lumberjack who volunteers at her grandma’s nursing home who can help. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce star in the Hallmark classic, Meet You Under the Mistletoe.
A proposal and an actual marriage on the same day at the place where a rat or maybe a squirrel died that has become the city’s hottest tourist attraction.
Kris Bryant, staring into the void down 15 while playing first base for the Rockies knowing that, at the very least, he still has a mural of himself painted on the side of a Wrigleyville bar.
"My little theory about why they decided to have the convention in Chicago, is, Tim Walz has been going around saying that he served in war, and maybe they did it in Chicago so that he could actually accurately say that he visited a combat zone"
- JD Vance in Kenosha Wisconsin
