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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Jul 4, 2022
    posting this again so I can pin it
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Jul 19, 2024
    most of the "hidden vegetables" recipes for getting kids to eat veggies just seem like... ways to make them nice?? I don't really like plain steamed vegetables either, why do I need kids to be eating them
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Oct 31, 2024
    one of the trick or treaters who came to our house was a 2yo wearing a frog costume and she said "tick a teep... RIBBIT"
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Feb 22, 2024
    I just watched a mr beast video for the first time and I don't want to engage in too much hyperbole but it was so luridly evil that I think we may need a second biblical flood
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Aug 12, 2024
    what. what do you mean you were going 138km/h. I’ve never gone that fast in a car in my entire life, ever, not once
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    jenny_tightpants🪑
    @halomancer1
    Aug 12, 2024
    on multiple occasions i've been going 85 mph down the freeway and gotten tailgaited then passed by a cop
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Jul 19, 2024
    Replying to @marrowing
    "baby nutrition experts" and assorted other charlatans are like "if you CUT UP veggies and put SAUCE on them your kid will have MENTAL ILLNESS" and its like.... no they won't. shut the fuck up
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Jul 19, 2024
    Replying to @marrowing
    is this just an outgrowth from awful anglo cookery cultures where things like plain steamed vegetables are thought to be the "normal" way of eating them?
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    May 3, 2025
    eat shit you bald cunt
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Feb 22, 2024
    Replying to @marrowing
    he locks this 100 year old man in a clear cube overnight for a chance to win money and when the man begs to be released, mr beast wheels him out with a condemned mark over his chest like he's about to be torn apart with sacred knives and thrown onto the meat heap
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    May 3, 2025
    so rough for the greens, they need to take a long hard look at themselves. what are they offering, honestly
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Jul 19, 2024
    Replying to @TyphinaRex
    what a radical concept lol
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Jun 14, 2024
    Replying to @achingkneejoint
    brown rice is fucking bullshit, basmati has higher fibre than normal white rice, very tasty, cooks in a normal amount of time
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Aug 12, 2024
    Replying to @marrowing
    is this a normal thing to do in america
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    marrowing
    @marrowing
    Oct 25, 2025
    thinking sex and rock climbing are equivalent activities is the saddest shit I have ever heard in my life
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    rayne fisher-quann
    @raynefq
    Oct 24, 2025
    all prudes are perverts. prudes believe sex has a power so great & strange they are scared to face it head-on. the most non-perverted thing you can believe about sex is that its a normal activity to do for fun with someone you like , like rock climbing
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