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Mark Nelson
@marknelsoncomic
Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year. A man's got to know his limitations. All tickets for live shows - linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
Glasgow
Joined October 2010
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    Mark Nelson
    @marknelsoncomic
    Jul 16, 2025
    TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT Delighted to be heading out on my 2nd tour this October. Bigger and better with some cracking new places. All ticket links here : linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic Any RTs and shares, hugely appreciated All the best
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    Mark Nelson
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    Jul 14, 2024
    Spain
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    Football Tweet ⚽
    @Footballtweet
    Jun 16, 2024
    Who is stopping this front 6 from winning EURO 2024? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥶
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    Mark Nelson
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    Sep 16, 2024
    Thank God Huw Edwards didn’t illegally stream Ipswich v Brighton instead. He’d be looking at a 10 stretch.
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    Mark Nelson
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    Mar 5, 2025
    And with that football has finally died
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    Match of the Day
    BBC Sport
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    Mar 5, 2025
    🚨 Gianni Infantino has confirmed the 2026 World Cup final will feature a half-time show. What are your thoughts?
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    Mark Nelson
    @marknelsoncomic
    Jul 14, 2020
    Can’t wait to be told to wear a poppy by someone who refuses to wear a face mask.
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    Mark Nelson
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    Nov 6, 2024
    I fear for the safety of the world this morning. Our only line of defence now may be Gary Barlow’s massive son.
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    Mark Nelson
    @marknelsoncomic
    May 6, 2023
    Charles and Camilla not wearing seatbelts in the carriage. Lovely wee tribute to Diana there.
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    Mark Nelson
    @marknelsoncomic
    Jun 6, 2025
    Man we have all had bad comedowns but imagine waking up this morning from a ket sesh and finding out you called the President a nonce.
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    Mark Nelson
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    Jul 26, 2023
    Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.
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    Mark Nelson
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    Mar 22, 2025
    Wee tray underneath his cremation to catch all the grease
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    BBC Sport
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    Mar 22, 2025
    Boxing heavyweight legend George Foreman has died aged 76.
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    Mark Nelson
    @marknelsoncomic
    Jul 14, 2024
    I guess beating Spain isn’t for everybody
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    Mark Nelson
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    Jun 24, 2023
    Why’s he wearing boxing gloves?
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    Mark Nelson
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    Jan 17, 2025
    Hitler being Scottish would be less embarrassing to the nation than that Brewdog lad
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    Mark Nelson
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    Apr 11, 2021
    Dear British media. Probably best not to describe anything Prince Andrew does as “touching”

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