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Mark Humphries
@markhumphries
I don’t know where you’ve seen me. The 6:57pm News? @abc730? @PointlessAU? @thefeedsbs? Maybe you’ve never seen me. Management: [email protected]
Sydney, Australia
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Born October 2
Joined June 2010
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    Mark Humphries
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    Jul 3, 2017
    CNN responds to Trump's tweet
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    Mark Humphries
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    Oct 2, 2020
    Wishing the President a speedy recovfefe
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    Mark Humphries
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    Nov 9, 2020
    Malcolm Turnbull slams The Australian's Paul Kelly over News Corp's position on climate change.
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    Mark Humphries
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    Jan 20, 2022
    It’s at this point we learn the government hasn’t ordered enough forklifts.
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    Mark Humphries
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    Mar 11, 2021
    THE MEGHAN MARKLE HELPLINE: Got a ridiculous opinion about her? We’ll endure it so others don’t have to.
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    Mark Humphries
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    Jul 7, 2022
    That feeling you get when watching the news these days
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    Mark Humphries
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    Aug 14, 2022
    So you’re telling me we had a botched vaccine rollout and no RATs despite apparently having two health ministers?
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    Mark Humphries
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    Mar 17, 2022
    The Government’s Good Day
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    Mark Humphries
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    Aug 14, 2021
    Thanks for the experiment, John.
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    Mark Humphries
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    Nov 14, 2019
    THE NOT TODAY SHOW: For politicians who aren’t ready to talk about climate change.
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    Mark Humphries
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    Apr 9, 2020
    The Armchair Epidemiologist
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    Mark Humphries
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    Sep 26, 2019
    Replying to @markhumphries
    Thanks to my co-writer @evanwilliams, and our performers @charlesfirth, @angelavoipierre, @ClayHichens, @jotownsend, Michael Hartman, Wendy Pritchard and VO by @brookewylie.
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    Mark Humphries
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    Aug 14, 2022
    Waiting to find out that the minister who called Scott Morrison a "fraud" and a "complete psycho" was also Scott Morrison.
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    Mark Humphries
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    Mar 22, 2021
    The PM desperately hoping Jenny has a way of clarifying desk wanks.