my cat gained two pounds when he was living with my parents. turns out my mom was feeding him ice cream
maha
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maha
@mahaaaay
like baja blast with an m • 🐆 🍒 🎱
austin, texas via 🇨🇦
Born September 28
Joined December 2011
- “your screen time is down” thank you i have been spending more time looking at medium screen (laptop) and big screen (tv)
Trump is totally misreading the room with these appointments. All people wanted was lower prices.- my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done
- hello sharks. i am asking for a day between sunday and monday
- “you should join a run club” you mean a sex cult?
- men love saying let’s fucking go. yes. let’s fucking go to therapy big dog
- so important to travel with someone that understands the importance of sitting with you in silence while you both look at your phones
- to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla
- due to inflation you may now make two (2) “i’m going to kill myself” jokes per dayyou’re allowed to make one (1) “i’m going to kill myself” joke per day
- kamala did something i have never been able to do. she chose the right white guy
